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Sixth Man
Joined: Nov 6, 2004
Posts: 82
Location: East Rutherford, NJ
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 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:42 am Post subject: Meeting Allen Iverson for the first time |
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This is my first story ever so here it goes, and of course this is fiction.
I just got this hot new job at club shake a thang (this club is made up) bartending. Its a Friday night and the sixers are in town getting ready to play the nets on Saturday. Allen Iverson and some of his teammates came into the club. Iverson teammates left to go dance and Iverson went to the bar and ordered a double. Iverson leaned over to me and said, "I am so pissed off!"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" I asked Iverson politely pouring him another double.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped in bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" I said as I was pouring Iverson another drank.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," Iverson said.
"So what happened?" i asked Iverson.
"When her husband came into the room, he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeah!" i said as i shook my head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got me. Next, I have to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they were finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that's really is a drag!" i said giving Iverson another drank.
"Oh i'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he sticks his butt out of the window and let loose right on my head!"
"That sure would mess up my day!" i said shocked.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Iverson rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, pissed me off? When i look down and saw that my feet were only six inches off the ground!"
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Bamagrl3
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Joined: Nov 25, 2003
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Location: Derrty South
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| Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:48 am Post subject: |
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that dont sound like a story..it sound like a joke..lol...but anywayz...keep writin shawty...u cool ppl so ima support ya
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ChEeKzRePpBK
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Joined: Jun 18, 2005
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Location: BROOKLYN STAND THE FUKK UP!!!
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Keep It Comin'
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Sip mo', threw up at, flip coke, blew up that
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Brooklyn! Beef, who want that?
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philafan11
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Joined: Jan 31, 2005
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| Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 4:06 am Post subject: |
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| haha thats hilarious |
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hopewell1
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Joined: Nov 19, 2004
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Location: alabama
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| Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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oh my god that was so funny i like that
if you got anymore please post them |
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youngallen
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Joined: Aug 01, 2005
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| Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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That was a great story  I can`t stop laughing |
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fenrir_ai76
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Joined: Aug 13, 2005
Posts: 63
Location: China
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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yeah it is funny
but i feel terrible after read it
if you give another name to the man i will like it |
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misskc
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Joined: Aug 20, 2005
Posts: 193
Location: cali......
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:05 pm Post subject: meetingai 4 tha 1st time |
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i just read ya story and i loved it  i am lmfao
ai always
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millisco
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Joined: Jun 30, 2005
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Location: chi town
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:46 am Post subject: meeting ai 4 tha 1st time |
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| dis story is off tha chaings |
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