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Sixth Man

Joined: Nov 6, 2004
Posts: 82
Location: East Rutherford, NJ

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:42 am    Post subject: Meeting Allen Iverson for the first time

This is my first story ever so here it goes, and of course this is fiction.

I just got this hot new job at club shake a thang (this club is made up) bartending. Its a Friday night and the sixers are in town getting ready to play the nets on Saturday. Allen Iverson and some of his teammates came into the club. Iverson teammates left to go dance and Iverson went to the bar and ordered a double. Iverson leaned over to me and said, "I am so pissed off!"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" I asked Iverson politely pouring him another double.

"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped in bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough!" I said as I was pouring Iverson another drank.

"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," Iverson said.

"So what happened?" i asked Iverson.

"When her husband came into the room, he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"

"Yeah!" i said as i shook my head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."

"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got me. Next, I have to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they were finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"

"Damn, that's really is a drag!" i said giving Iverson another drank.

"Oh i'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he sticks his butt out of the window and let loose right on my head!"

"That sure would mess up my day!" i said shocked.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Iverson rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, pissed me off? When i look down and saw that my feet were only six inches off the ground!"
just call me Nekia
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Joined: Nov 25, 2003
Posts: 1422
Location: Derrty South

PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:48 am    Post subject:

that dont sound like a sound like a anywayz...keep writin shawty...u cool ppl so ima support ya

I Am What I Am--If You Don't Like It, Kill Yo Self
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Joined: Jun 18, 2005
Posts: 1

PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:46 pm    Post subject:

Keep It Comin'
Lemme tell you where I grew up at
Sip mo', threw up at, flip coke, blew up that
Where fake thugs got they vests shoot up at
Brooklyn! Beef, who want that?

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Joined: Jan 31, 2005
Posts: 267

PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 4:06 am    Post subject:

haha thats hilarious
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Joined: Nov 19, 2004
Posts: 31
Location: alabama

PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:02 pm    Post subject:

oh my god that was so funny i like that
if you got anymore please post them
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Joined: Aug 01, 2005
Posts: 3

PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:52 pm    Post subject:

That was a great story Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing I can`t stop laughing
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Sixth Man

Joined: Aug 13, 2005
Posts: 63
Location: China

PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:50 pm    Post subject:

yeah it is funny
but i feel terrible after read it
if you give another name to the man i will like it
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Joined: Aug 20, 2005
Posts: 193
Location: cali......

PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:05 pm    Post subject: meetingai 4 tha 1st time

i just read ya story and i loved it Applause i am lmfao Laughing

ai always
im leaving and im seriously not coming back =]
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Joined: Jun 30, 2005
Posts: 45
Location: chi town

PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:46 am    Post subject: meeting ai 4 tha 1st time

dis story is off tha chaings Laughing
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