Joined: Apr 25, 2005 Posts: 13 Location: Dirrty South
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:41 pm Post subject: A CHOPPED AND SCREWED STORY
Hey Waz up this my first time writing a story so be NICE. I hope u enjoy it and please post ur commentz
Characters
Keyshia Youngblood (oldest child) Age 23
Jasmine Knoks (Keyshia friend) Age 23
Allen Iverson Age 25 (This is when he is not married or have any kids... HE IS SINGLE)
Roe (Jasmine boyfriend) Age 24
Jo Jo (Keyshia cousin) Age 24
Mrs. Youngblood
Mr. Youngblood
Ray Allen Age 25
Jessica Youngblood (baby sister) Age 15
Tez (Keyshia ex-boyfriend) Age 24
Year 2000
Radio: WAZ UP PHILLY U R HERE WITH BIG_JAY ON 98.5 WCKJ WHERE WE PLAY UR FAVORITE HIP HOP AND R&B UP IN HERE.....
Drivin in Jasmine's car
K: Hey Jazz
J: Yea
K: Girl how long is u going keep trusting Roe after u found him grindin all up on that girl at Big Wayne's party?
J: LOOK! I am tried of people askin me that s***! I mean everyone just keep sayin how long u and Roe.. why can't u just leave Roe? Maybe I don't want to leave Roe, OK!
K: OK! Don't get all mad and everything about it. I'm trying to help u out.
J: I mean I know girl, I'm sorry it's just that I know I put up with him and everything and his baby girl and everything. I'm just tryin to keep everything straight.
K: Alrite I know how it feels. That's how me and Tez was like. Key word WAS LIKE!
J: Girl u said u wasn't going to mention u know shot 5 times still horny lil n**** Tez.
K: Shut up I am so over him
*Cell Phone Rings "Gin and Juice"*
J: U have gotta get some new ringtones
K: I know turn the radio down it's my sister
K: Hello
J: Hey Shia, momma said stop by the store and get some bread
K: God! tell momma u can go by the store to get sum bread it's down the street
J: No, cuz I gotta go to over Stacy's house her dog just had some puppies and I wanna see them
K: SIGHS, let me speak to momma
Ms.Y: Hello
K: Momma why u got me goin to store when it's down the street
Ms.Y: Girl don't get an attitude with me today u know I gotta take ur father to the doctor today, Now go get the bread. I'm just ask u to do one simple thing.
K: Aight, bye
J: whisper 'Lazy'
K: Shut up 'laughs'
J: Off to the store
K: Yep, turn the radio up
Radio: ALRITE THAT WAS THE OLD SCHOOL SONG OF THE DAY TUPAC "I GET AROUND". ALRITE NOW HERE IS A CHANCE FOR A LOVELY, YOUNG, AND SEXY LADY TO WIN A CHANCE TO SEE AI AT THE PLAY-OFFS THIS WEEK AT THE ARENA... ALL U GOTTA DO IS NAME 1 OF AI'S NICKNAMES.. WAITIN FOR CALLER NO. 9
J: U betta call u know how much u luv AI
K: Naw I probably want win anyway
J: Girl call now
Radio: ALRITE 98.5... caller: I'M I CALLER NO. 9... NAW I'M SORRY TRY BACK AGAIN.... ALRITE I NEED CALLER NO. 9 HURRY UP IF U WANNA MEET AI.
J: Okay u know what I'll call
*Jasmine dail the number and gives it to Keyshia*
Radio: ALRITE WE HAVE ANOTHER CALLER... 98.5 TALK TO ME.. caller: HEY THIS IS..... KEYSHIA I'M I CALLER NO.9............. UM LET'S SEE NOW JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION... OKAY UM 1 OF AI'S NICKNAMES IS.. THE ANSWER!.. THAT IS RIGHT... GIRL U GOING TO GO SEE AI AT THE ARENA THIS THURSDAY... OMG I WON THANK U... ALRITE WE GOT OUR WINNER, TO ALL THE OTHER LADIES U CAN COME SEE ME AT THE PALACE HOTEL ROOM 69... ALRITE KEYSHIA HOLD ON SO I CAN GET UR INFOMATION... OK... NOW HERE IS SOME MORE MUSIC FOR YA.... U KNOW!!!
J: *Screaming* Girl, I told u
K: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD
Radio Messenger: Alrite now
K: I can't believe it
Radio Messenger: Ok I just need ur address and we will mail the tickets to u
K: Hold on I can take 1 more person with me?
Radio Messenger: Yep
K: Okay um, 457 8th Street East Fairmount, PA 15426
Radio Messenger: Alrite they will be delivered to u.. today is Saturday... ok Monday.
K: Ok
Radio Messenger: Have a nice day
K: U 2
*Hangs up*
J: Alrite now who r u going to take?
K: Well let's see I have So many people I can take.. my mom.. my sister.. my dad.. grandma
*Jasmine gettin mad*
K: Alrite I guess I can take Jazz with me
J: YAY! Who is Philly supposed to playin anyway?
K: Um I think the the Sonics
J: Gah, u know how much I love Ray
K: I know
*J&K screaming*
J: Ok go get the bread
K: U going in there with me that crazy ass Asian man be harassin me and Tez work there
J: Aight
Jazz and Shia walk in the store. The manager looking at them with a smirk, and they saw Tez mopping the floor.
K: God
J: What?
K: I do not wanna see Tez
T: Was up ya'll
J: Ya'll don't u mean How r u doing Jasmine and Keyshia
T: Oh my bad I mean how r u doing Keyshia and Roe baby mama
J: LOOK! now..
K: Hey Tez..
T: Was up Shia, whay u doin in here
K: Gettin mama some bread
T: Oh that's cool
J: Aww, ya'll talkin. I'mm go the bread
T: U do that
J: Blow me!
T: I don't f*** boys
K: Ya'll both stop
*Shia laughin*
T: Oh u laughin
K: No I'm not *laughs*
T: Anyway why u so happy go lucky today
K: Well, I just won some tickets to go see the game this Thursday
T: Fo real that's HOT
K: I still in shock
T: So who u takin?
K: Jazz
T: That's straight u know how much she luv her RAY RAY and everything
K: She crazy
K: So... how u doin
T: I'm cool and everthing... yo crazy cousin just called talkin bout going to CJ's party tonite
K: I know I'm going
T: I'll probably go since u going
*Shia thinking: God Tez look good... WAIT WAIT I'm over him*
J: Ok I'm back
K: DAMN what u need all that food for we came in herre to get some bread
T: It'll go to her tighs anyway
J: Both of ya'll shut up.. just shut it up
*Tez and Shia laughing*
T: Aight, well I gotta get back to work
K: Ok, bye
Tez: Bye
J: So what happened
K: Nothing we just talked that's all
Manager: Ok... that's it fah u?
J: Yeah that's it
Manager: It be 10.57
J: Ok, just make sure u give me my correct change
Manager: U get correct change.. ok
J: mockin u get correct change
K: *laughs*
Manager: Ok.... u gave me 20 dollar bill
J: SIGHS
Manager: Here yo change.. 5.45
*Jazz checks change*
J: U safe for now
Manager: Have nice day
J: Nice day my ass
K: U crazy
*Jasmine and Keyshia drive back to Keysia house*
K: Damn, I left my key in the house
J: Spare?
K: Oh yeah
*Shia gets the spare from the flower pot, and unlocks the door*
K: I'm home
J: Finally
K: U don't live here
J: Did I say that
K: Oh.. we got messages
*Jazz checks messages*
Machine: *BEEPS* U HAVE 2 MESSAGES... 1ST MESSAGE.. HELLO HELLO THIS IS GRANDMA ABD I JUST WANTED TO SAY HEY TO YA'LL AND EVERYTHING, AND SEE YA'LL AT CHRUCH U HEAR..BYE BYE.. 2ND MESSAGE... HEY THIS CHARLES KEYSHIA JUST WANTED TO TELL U TO COME IN 2MORROW AT 6:00.. HAVE A NICE DAY..
*Machine Beeps off*
K: MAN! He be buggin too much
J: I told u to be a stripper
K: NO! My parents will go crazy besides I don't do that s***
J: Big Bucks
K: THat's why u a stripper now
J: Hater
K: Okay well lets go SHOPPING
J: U read my mind
WELL I WILL HAVE MORE LATER ON _________________ *Mikka_07**
_*_ WHOA!!_*_
Last edited by defjam_diva on Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:01 am; edited 2 times in total
Joined: Apr 25, 2005 Posts: 13 Location: Dirrty South
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:22 pm Post subject:
ALRITE I'M BACK
*Jazz and Keyshia going to the outlet mall*
K: LOOK! That dress would look so good on me at the game
J: No No No, it will look good on me
K: Please u gotta put on grudle to fit into anything u wear
J: NOT FUNNY
*Shia laughs*
J: Well let's just find something
K: Alrite
So Jazz ended up buying a a cute black dress with a opening in the front with a diamond in the middle and some blck laced pumps and Shia brought a white shirt that had SEXY on it in pink with pink glitter on it and a short flare pink skirt, and with some pink laced pumps.
J: Why u brought that, don't u wanna look nice
K: Look, I'm not going to a fancy party, I like to go comfortable
J: Ok...
K: What
J: I mean like AI is SINGLE and ur SINGLE...
K: NO! I am not going to try to get some sex from him
J: UHH! Fine I'll get some from Allen
K: Ok u and Allen will make a beautiful ugly couple anyway
J: UGLY! Baby I am BEAUTIFULL
K: Well I am still going to look good anyway
J: Suit urself
K: Girl let's go
*In the car*
K: Alrite now we gotta go get readt for CJ's B-Day Bash tonite
J: Yep, we can change at my house
*Shia cell phone rings*
K: Hello
JJ: Shia u comin to the party?
K: Yea Jo Jo I told u this morning
JJ: Well u know Tez goin to be there with Lisa rite
K: Yea I know I saw him today
JJ: Well hurry up and bring Jasmine with u
K: *laughs* Jazz does not won't u
J: He look like Old Dirtty Bastard anyway
K: *laughs* STOP
JJ: LooK then I'll see u there
K: Yeah, bye
*clicks off*
K: U wrong
J: No I'm not
*J&K laugh*
*They went ot Jazz house and got changed, Jazz wore a pink short dress and some high heels with her hair in waves and Shia wore a baby blue halter top and baby blue pants with Air Forces and her hair hanging down curled*
*They arrived at CJ's party*
*Music playin loud*
J: Girl this place is bumpin
K: It's aight
CJ: OMG the most 2 beautiful ladies have arrived
K: CJ u drunk
J: Hey was up Cj Happy Birthday
CJ: Thank ye very much ya'll go enjoy ya'll selves
J: Alrite
K: Alrite
J: U want a drink
K: Yeah
*They walked over to the table, and then they saw Tez and Jo Jo talkinn*
K: HEY JO
JJ: YO!
*Shia ran over to see Jo Jo and Tez*
J: HEY WHAT KIND OF DRINK U WANT!?
K: A LITE BEER!
JJ: Was up Youngblood
Tez: Hey Shia
K: Hey Jo and T
L: Hey baby u wanna dance yet?
T: Nah maybe later on Lis
L: Aight, (lookin at Shia with an attitude) Hey Shia
K: Hey Lisa
*Lisa walks away*
J: Here is yo drink
K: Thanks
T: I don't know whats wrong wit Lis, sorry bout that
K: She straight
JJ: Jazz was up, come here give me a kiss
J: NO!
*T&K laugh*
K: Hey why is Lisa dancing all up on CJ like that
T: She drunk
K: Well do u wanna dance?
T: Yeah why not
*Tez and Shia walk away*
J: HEY YA'LL DON'T LEAVE ME WITH JO JO! HEY.....
*Tez and Shia dancing to CREEP by TLC*
T: U still be dancing sexy ever since I met u
K: Well u still be dancing like u stiff
T: U are very funny
K: *laughs*
CJ: ALRITE NOW IT'S TIME TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
*Everyone at the party gathered around the cake*
L: Alrite everyone on 1..2..3
EVERONE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CJ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. YEAH!!! BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!
Some on at the party: Wut u wish for?
CJ: I wished for Jazz to give me some...
J: Don't even say it
*Everyone laughs*
J: GOD! *laughs* CJ u is crazy
*Tez whisphers to Shia*
T: Hey u wanna go inside the house
K: Yeah sure
*They walked into the house and sat on the couch*
T: So...
K: So what?
T: I been thinking bout us
K: HOLD UP! Tez I told u we r just friends
T: I konw but I can't stop thinking bout u
*someone moaning*
K: What was that?
T: I don't know but it's comin from the bathroom
*moaning gets louder*
K: It's probably a couple drunk
T: Probably
*Lisa's voice*
T: Wha... that... LISA!
K: UH OH!
*Tez walks over and opens the door*
Man: What the HELL!
L: OMG... baby it's not what is
T: Yeah it's not huh
L: Baby...
T: GOD! Lisa u just couldn't keep ur kitty from gettin wet couldnt u
L: WHAT! EXCUSE ME
T: Yeah u excused
*Tez slams the door*
K: WOW!
T: I didn't like her anyway
J: Hey Shia we gotta head out
T: U gotta go
K: Yeah sorry bout u know who
T: It's cool
K: I'll see u later
T: Alrite
*Tez gets up and hugs Shia and gave her a kiss on the cheek*
K clears her throat: Um, bye
T: Hey I'll see u later
*Jazz and Shia walk away and started heading to the car*
J: What was that
K: Nothing
J: Whatever
*Jazz drops Shia off at home and headed home*
J: I'll talk to u Tuesday
K: Yeah
J: Bye
K: Bye
*Shia goes up to the house and gets her key and unlocks the door*
K: Finally
Ms.Y: Hey baby u had a good time?
Mr.Y: U didn't do anything stupid did u?
K: It was alrite and NO dad well..
Mr.Y: Well what girl....
K: Tez was there with his so called girlfriend LIsa and whateva
Ms.Y: Ok, yea that nice girl
K: Ok we sanged HAPPY BIRTHDAY to CJ and everything... and me and Tez went inside to talk... and we heard this moaning from the bathroom
Mr.Y: Yea and..
K: He found her and some dude in there havin sex
Ms.Y: She wasn't nice anyway, I heard her mother was a man
Mr.Y: Finish up baby
K: Yeah so Tez was mad and he slams the door in their face... so then me and Jazz was getting ready to go... so I told him bye and everything, then we get up and he gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek... he was talikn bout he couldn't stop thinking bout me
J: AWW... SHIA LOVES TEZ
K: Jessica go to sleep
J: Whateva
Ms.Y: So what's going to happen
K: I don't know
J: She goin go with him, right?
K: Didn't I tell u to go to bed
Ms.Y: Jessica go to bed
J: NO!
Ms.Y: WHAT!
J: OH SH..I..t
*Jessica screams and runs up stairs with her mom running after her*
K: Ok... well did u hear on the radio today?
Mr.Y: What
K: I won 2 tickets to see the play-offs at the arena and I get to meet AI
Mr.Y: What! that's good so who r u takin?
K: Jazz
Mr.Y: Oh ok, so wut bout Tez
K: SIGHS I gotta think about it
Mr.Y: Ok well go get some sleep u gotta get up and get ready for church in the morning
K: Yea I gotta sing lead for BY AND BY
Mr.Y: Yep well good night baby girl
K: Good night
*Mr. Youngblood gave Shia a hug and a kiss*
I'LL FINISH THE REST 2MORROW _________________ *Mikka_07**
_*_ WHOA!!_*_
Last edited by defjam_diva on Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:11 am; edited 1 time in total
Joined: Apr 25, 2005 Posts: 13 Location: Dirrty South
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:48 pm Post subject:
AIGHT WELL I'LL JUST FININSH UP
Wednesday
*Phone rings*
K: Hello
T: Was up Shia
K: Tez... was up
T: Nothin tryin to see wut u doin
K: Well I'm gettin ready to go over Jazz house so we can I have a plan for tomorrow.
T: Fo real... u know um I been thinkin
K: About wut
T: U know....
K: No I don't know
T: Aight... I'm just going to say... Shia u wanna try and work out our relationship again
K: I dont know I...
T: Come on Shia
K: What if it dosen't work out this time
T: We'll have to work it out together
K: Can I think about it
T: Yea..u can
K: Ok bye
T: bye...
*Shia's sighs*
K: Wow
*Shia gets ready and waits for Jazz to get to her house*
*Door Bell*
K: Hey
J: Wut wrong with u?
K: Tez just called
J: *Gasping* and?
K: I told him I'll think about it
J: NO! u suppose to say YES!
K: Look I don't want ot rush into it
*Roe walks up on te porch*
R: Waz up Shia Shia
K: Chillin
JJ: ROE!
R: Waz up ni****
J: Girl let's get started
K: Alrite
*Roe and Jo Jo sit on the porch*
R: Man Jazz hype crazy yo
JJ: Yea
R: Man she put up wit my s*** for the longest
JJ: U told her yet?
R: Naw man she don't need to know
JJ: Man u need to tell her u got yo baby mama f***** up again
R: NAW MAN! I couldn't even picture myself havin another baby
JJ: Well u need to do something
R: Just keep it on the DL Aight?
JJ: Yea I got u
R: Now let me hit that purple haze
JJ: HELL YA! *laughs*
*In the Kitchen*
J: Girl I can't stay with Roe no more
K: Why not
J: Cuz his baby mama told his mom she blown up again... and it's probably twins!
K: That's not good
J: I don't know I'll probably break it off tonite
K: Hold up so u can f**** Allen
J: ..........Maybe
K: U nasty
J: Shut up
*They both laugh*
J: So wut u goin do bout Tez
K: Man I don't know, I mean we did break up over stupid mess
J: Fo real so is u....
K: What
J: U know AI
K: NO! *laughs*
J: God Shia u never goin to get some dick
K: SHUT UP! U the 1 that gots the problems
J: Where my ticket at
K: Over on the counter
*Jazz grabs the ticket*
*They both scream*
J: Well I gotta go do wut I gotta do
K: Yep see u 2morrow nite
J: Yea
*They both go outside*
J: Hey u ready?
R: Yea, Holla Shia Shia and Jo
JJ: Yea
K: Bye ya'll
*Shia walks back inside the house*
*In Jazz's car*
Roe thinking: Man, s***....just tell her man
R: Hey baby
J: Yea
R: Ok..um u know Chris and me right
J: Yea... where u gettin at?
R: She goin be have another baby... probably twins, baby
J: SIGHS...(looks at Roe)....Roe
R: Baby I'm sorry yo, I f***** up again
J: SIGHS...man..let me ask u sumthing.. Do u love me?
R:.......what type of question is that... yea I love u
J: No u don't u f**** yo baby mama Roe
R: I can see that
J: Well let's see u f**** one of the strippers at my job.. and one of my friends... OH..OH YEA! NOW YO BABY MAMA!
*Roe doesn't say anything*
J: GOD DAMN!
R: Look I'm sorry
J: U know wut thanks Roe
R: WAT!
J: Yea I mean I have been wanting to leave yo broke ass for a long time anyway
R: Hold up u dissin me
J: HELL YEA!
R: I don't get u bitches
J: Bitches? Excuse me u the bitch... So I advise u to get yo s*** together take care of yo kids... and.. here is your house comin up... GET THE HELL OUT!
R: F**** U then
J: HAVE A NICE DAY
*Jazz speeds and drives off*
J: THANK U GOD! YES!
*Back at Shia's house*
Keyshia thinking: Man, I'm go back with Tez.... I mean me nad him could make things betta since our break up
*Knock on the door*
K: Come in
J: Hey Shia since ur going to the game 2morrow can u get me a autograph by Allen... he is so FINE
K: *laughs* yea fo sho J
J: Thanks
K: Yea
*Jessica leaves*
K: Let me get ready fo 2morrow
************************************
*ALARM BEEPS*
THURSDAY
*Shia got up and went to the bathroom and took a shower and brushed her teeth*
K: I'm going to meet AI!!
J: SHIA GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM, MAN U GOIN MAKE ME LATE FO SCHOOL
K: Hold up, Damn... goin meet AI
*Opens the door*
J: Hey u betta get my picture, or I'll kick yo ass
K: Shut up u ain't goin do s**** niggah!!
K: Now goin get ready so I can drop u off
J: Aight, dickhead
K: Get yo ass in there
*Shia went to her room and put some pants and a shirt on, put her hair in a ponytail and headed downstairs*
Ms.Y: GOOD MORING! U ready for the big day
Mr.Y: U know she ready
K: YEP! I can't wait
Mr.Y: Sit down and eat something fore u take J to school
K: Nah I'll take it to go, J COME ON IT ALMOST 7:40
J: I'M COMIN
*Jessica comes down stairs*
*OKAY WELL SOMEONE CAN PICK UP FROM HERE* _________________ *Mikka_07**
_*_ WHOA!!_*_
Joined: Apr 25, 2005 Posts: 13 Location: Dirrty South
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:38 pm Post subject:
IM BAC
*So Shia just dropped Jessica off at high school and now she is heading to work*
Boss: Keyshia u ready to get to work
*Well before I go far Keyshia actually works at a daycare center*
K: Yah.. I mean yes Mr. Jones
K*whispers*: assh***
*Mr. Jones looks at Keyshia up and down with a smile*
*Shia walked away to check in at the desk*
Worker: Girl Mr. Jones be starin at u hard
K: Well he ain't goin get none
Worker: I mean no one would wanna do that dead man anyway
K: *laughs*.. I gotta get to work
Worker: Ok
*Shia walks over to play with the babies*
K: Hey! u are so CUTE
Baby: *smiles and laughs*
K: Aww is that a smile I see
*Mr. Jones comes over to observe*
Mr.J: How is everything here?
K: It's great over here
Mr.J: Alrite well could u come to the back for a minute I have some papers I need u to look over
K: Well could u bring them out here
Mr.J: No because they are very private
K*thinking*: SIGHS, why he always comin over here messing with me?
Mr.J: KEYSHIA u comin
K: Yes
*They head to Mr. Jones office*
*Door closes*
Mr.J: Alrite just sit down and I will get te papers from the file room
K: Yeah
*Mr. Jones goes to find the papers, and Shia looks around his desk and see pictures of Mr. Jones and his wife and his 2 kids*
K:......
Mr.J: Keyshia
K:..... Huh?
Mr.J: Here are the papers
K: Oh what is this
Mr:J: There your resigning papers
K: RESIGING PAPERS!
Mr.J: Yes, well u have done a great job around here, but I'm afriad I will have to let u go
K: Hold up.... why?
Mr.J: It's gettin crowded in here
K: This is BULLS*****!
Mr.J: LOOK! I am sorry, but I will have to let u go
K: SIGHS... yeah whatever
*Mr. Jones looks at her as she leaves the office*
Worker: Hey what happened?
K: I got fired
Worker: For what
K: He said it was getting to crowded in here
Worker: Aww... man I'm sorry
K: .... yeah me 2
*Shia went into the back and got her things and left to go to her car*
*In the car*
K: What is this?
*She opens up her purse and saw a piece of paper with Mr. Jones cell number in it.
*She turned and looked inside the building and saw Mr. Jones in the window, and he gave her a nod and a smile*
K: WHATEVER! *Drives off*
Well someone can finish it _________________ *Mikka_07**
_*_ WHOA!!_*_
Joined: Nov 25, 2003 Posts: 1422 Location: Derrty South
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:23 pm Post subject:
I'll continue
Shia storms into the house. Her mom and dad both are lookin at her like "wat the hell wrong wit u"
K - Ma can u believe that bastard fired me !!
Ms. Y - Why, did you do something wrong?
K - No! All I did was be a good worker but he gave me this bull speech bout its to crowded and he has to let me go, i cannot believe that.
Ms. Y - Me either
K - But this is tha bad part.... He slipped his cell number into my purse like he expect me to call him and go out or somethin
Mr. Y - Oh hell naw, Wats wrong wit him?!? I can go down there and "talk" if u want me to
K - No dad is okay. I'm 23 yrs old so i need to learn how to handle my own problems. I'll look for a job later but I gotta handle a.i. tonite
Ms. and Mr. Y -
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Later that day Jazz come ova to Shia house to get ready for the game. They put on the outfits they bought and get to lookin fiyah. When they get to the game and are walkin to their seats all eyez are on them.
K - Gurl i wonder wat all these niggaz lookin at..
J - they jus want some
K - lol u crazii
J - speakin tha truth _________________ I Am What I Am--If You Don't Like It, Kill Yo Self
Joined: Apr 25, 2005 Posts: 13 Location: Dirrty South
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:51 pm Post subject:
OK IM BACC
*Shia and Jazz took their seats, they had front row seats, so they get to AI and of course Ray up close*
J: Gah I still can't believe it
K: Girl me neither
*K&J laughs*
Announcer: WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE TAKE THEIR SEATS FOR THE OPENING OF TE GAME..... "NBA MUSIC PLAYING"..... HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO PHILAEPHIDIA... Jazz and Shia squeling... HERE ARE UR PHILAEPHIDA 76ERS..... NOW UR FORWAD NO. 4 CHRIS W..EEEEEBBBBER....crowd cheers...... NOW UR GUARD FORWARD NO. 9 ANDRE IGUUUUUUODALA......crowd cheers......NOW UR CENTER FORWARD NO. 11 MARC JACCCCCCKSON....crowd cheers......NOW UR GUARD NO. 3 ALLEN IVVVVVVVVVVVVERSOOOOOOOOOOOON.....crowd screams...... Jazz and shia scream............AI: man it's crazzy out here.....
*The announcer finish announcing the 76ers and Seattle Sonics and everything*
J: Girl look there he is.....
K: Who?
J: Girl my Ray Ray...Allen
K: SIGHS Ray does not wnat u
J: Iverson don't want u
K: PLEASE!
J: RAY......RAY ALLEN
*Ray gives Jazz wink*
J: Girl I think I'm going to faint
K: U probably faint while he f***** u
J: SHUT UP
*Shia sees Iverson praticing his shots, then Iverson runs his hot spot on the court (where he shoots his best shots)*
J: Girl Iverson comin over herre
K: I can see that
AI: Ya'll must be ready for the game
J:....
K:..Jazz
J:....
AI: She ok
K: Yeah Mr. Iverson
AI: Mr. naw just call me Allen, besides I'm not old yet
J: Oh.... Hey...Allen...um, my friend right here is single
K: SIGHS *drops her head*
*AI shoots the ball in the net*
AI: Oh fo real, well I'm single too
K:.....Oh fo real
*Just then Ray Allen came over to talk to AI*
AI: Yo Ray
R: Was up AI.... I see u tryin to spit game over here
AI:*laughs*
R: Hey ladies how ya'll doing tonite
K: Fine
J:.......OH MY GOD... u r Ray Allen
R:*laughs* yep that's me
J: I saw u wink at me
R:*laughs*... hey Allen catch u later
AI: Alrite... So Ms. Sexy
K: Huh... Oh um my name is Keyshia, but everyone calls me Shia
J: *whispers* single..AI single
AI: So u single?
K: um.... yeah
AI: Oh hold up u the girl that won the contest.... I heard over the radio
K: Yep that's me
AI: So u must going to be ready for half-time?
K: Half-time?
AI: *laughs*.. I'll see u later
*AI walks away and went to the conference room to change for tonight*
J: Girl.....
OK SOMEONE CAN FINISH _________________ *Mikka_07**
_*_ WHOA!!_*_
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:02 pm Post subject: chopped and very screwed story
yo defjam diva i luv your story and i have 2 know what happens in the end so can u pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee finish it off.
thanx
