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chrisann · Sixth Man Joined: Oct 7, 2002 Posts: 98 Location: Jamaica

I found this to be very very funny..I know it has NOTHING to do with Allen. But THIS IS TRASH TALK.

25 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man

That's it?

Wow - look at all the hair on your back!

Maybe you should start going to the gym more.

That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator?

Wake me when it's over, ok?

I think the condom's too big.

Zzzzzz....

You want me to _what_?!?

Well, that explains the padded pants.

Did you take out the garbage yet?

My husband's in the Marines.

He's due home any day now.

Is that a toupee?

So THAT's what your ex warned me about!

No.

Surgery might be able to help.

Not until you've showered.

That must be my mother on the phone.

Your brother's bigger.

Your best friend's better.

Are you done yet?

Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut!

Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear.

You might want to see a doctor about that.

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[ October 29, 2002: Message edited by: ChrissyloveAI ]

chrisann · Sixth Man Joined: Oct 7, 2002 Posts: 98 Location: Jamaica

I'm feeling a bit Idle today....I just found some really stupid pick up lines.

[*]Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

[*]Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

I love every bone in your body -- especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard and serve hot.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?


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