Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2002 6:37 am Post subject: Some Thoughts on Marriage
I know this has nothing to do with Iverson but I found it interesting..and this is "trash talk" right?
Some Thoughts On Marriage
Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' the other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' And the father replied, ' I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.'
Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Three rings: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffering. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the wife listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the husband listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' And the husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifies: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
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Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2002 10:55 pm Post subject: Some Thoughts on Marriage
That was hot,I really love reading this...did you write that on your own?
Oh and please continue that,I would to read more of the sarcasm.
But Its HOT.its DEFINATELY HOT.
But I'm scared to get married because guys can lie to you for a long time and as soon as all of the papers are signed and the rings are flashin,then thats when the true them starts to come out and in some situations,you realize that if you had know,then you would not have married him.I mean,guys have a tendency to take advante of you and take your kindness for weakness once your married because the breakup is not going to be that easy,you cant just say,"oh I don't want to be with you anymore"like ya'll were just boyfriend/girlfriend,with marrage,ya'll have to go to court and explain you justification for why you want a divorce and if your s*** ain't tight,the judge may not grant you a divorce claim....so thats just why I'm so damn nervous about that.
[ October 22, 2002: Message edited by: *MizDiamonds* ]
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2002 10:56 pm Post subject: Some Thoughts on Marriage
That was interesting! I'm kind of iffy about geeting married, I wanted to at first but now I don't know. Now I think people that stay together for 10+ years without getting married are happier than people who are married for 10+ years. It's like that paper is pure evil!
Joined: Aug 12, 2002 Posts: 300 Location: Michigan
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 12:08 am Post subject: Some Thoughts on Marriage
Those were too cute and I do think that you should keep writin them cause even though we laugh at them most of them seem pretty true from the marriages in my family! But anyways they are hot and funny too.