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chrisann · Sixth Man Joined: Oct 7, 2002 Posts: 98 Location: Jamaica

These are some crazy/stupid a$$ pick up lines...what do ya'll think, could I guy actually get ur attention with any of these?...

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Yo, Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I've seem to have lost mine.

I'm new in town. Could I have directions to your house?

I love every bone in your body -- especially mine.

My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard and serve hot.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

yungsta2G5 · All-Star Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Posts: 776

A nigga would be asking for a slap with that wack s***!!! You gotta either come smooth or just come direct and blunt wit' it.

AllensBabyGirl3 · Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2002 9:30 am Post subject: Stupid is and Stupid does

A NIGGA SAID THAT, THATS SHIRT IS BECOMING ON YOU IF I WERE ON YOU I WOULD BE COMING TOO. I PUNCHED HIS ASS RIGHT IN THE FACE, IM LIKE FIRST DONT DISRESPECT ME LIKE DAT THEN FOR YOU TO USE DAT CORNY ASS LINE WTF WAS U THINKIN NIGGA. I POPPED THE s*** OUT OF HIM RIGHT IN OUR GYM CLASS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL LAST YEAR, LOL.


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