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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 2:29 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
since this is a celebrity real world it's going to be kinda differnt from the other real world. they might say diferent things or discuss otha stuff. characters might do things you neva thought they'd do, but hey this is "CELEBRITY REAL WORLD" oh and there are more characters. idea: you know when real world meet up with road rules for a few days(new road rules story after this one, hopefully!)we'll nees to discuss who they are. and don't spend too long talkin about it.i can't think of anymore but if they come along we'll work it out.
Tawanna:This is a true story
AI: of several celebrities
Da Brat: picked to live
Trina:in a house
Ja Rule:the stories you
DMX:will hear are
Kobe:true this
Vannesa:is Celebrity
Beyonce:Real World
(ty abg3)
ai and tawwana are at there house and they getta call and ai answers the phone
ai- hello
Real World Cast Director-hello Mr. iverson you and your wife have been selected to be put on MTV's real world for the celebrity cast
ai-damn do we have too? i know i auditioned and all...
RR Cast D.-well it will pay off but-
(he is cut off by ai saying...)
a- what will it pay off in?
RR Cast D.- a lesson in life
a-well then hell no
ai hangs up the phone and tawanna says
ta- who was that baby
ai-some dumb ass said we made it in the celebrity real world and i said no!
ta- mann call them bac. that will be fun
ai- but we dont get paid
tawanna looks at him and says we need to learn some new lesson in life! This may make or break our relationship.
ai-(saying to himself, make or break) aight
ai called them back and they were off to STL baby!
All of the other peeps got the same call
background info: tawanna dont liek tha brat (of course) trina and brat are best friends (therefore tawanna dont like trina either)
tawanna and kobe wife are friends ( cause they bof big forehead gold diggers!!!)
and everybody is comin to the house and they dont know who all gonna be there......
ai- open the damn door cause these bagz heavy as hell
t-ok damn calm down (looking at him like he lost his damn mind)
they get in and they see two more people sitting in the living room talkin...
trina- i heard ai was commin girl!
db(da brat)- girl i heard that too this is my chance to get him back
tr-go for it girl
db-i just hope his sorry azz wife aint wit him
while being quiet listenin tawanna is madd as hell and ai is thinkin to himself awww hell no some s*** bout to go down
then trina and da brat turn around and they see them and they both say at the same time
tr&db-hey ai
db-long time no see baby
t- yea cause we have a life together
da brat just looks at her in a hateful skanky way and turns bac to allen
db-i thought you had dropped this silly ho and got your head right (i didn't want them to fight right now, i wanna get tawanna real mad!)
t-damn it stanks. were ya'll fuckin before we got here. lets open some damn windows, doors, and close ya'll stanky ass legs.
ty deuce2
Meanwhile on the train(i don't know if they have trains in the Lou, if not then in the cab)somehow Kobe and Vanessa were seperated, so it was Kobe and Beyonce.
Beyonce: Boy I haven't seen you in a long time.
Kobe(thinkin that they never seen each other at all) Really, time passes fast!
Beyonce: (felling on Kobe's muscles) damn you strong boy.
Kobe: (really he's enjoyin this, moves her hands)I'M a little sore.
Beyonce (sippin some pepsi blue): well, what's goin on in your life?
Kobe: my wife is about to have our first child in a few months.
Beyonce: (damn near spits soda everywhere)yells,"WHAT", I mean..congrats
Meanwhile back at the house Vannesa arrives.
When she opens the door she runs back out because of the smell.(Trina and Da Brat are no where to be found). She sits outside then comes back in, remembering she saw tawanna.
Vannesa:Hey T, what's goin on.
Tawanna: nothin much wit yo pregnat self.
Vanessa: ain't i tho. what's that smell. i thought mtv was gone hook us up.
Tawanna: You don't even wanna know
Allen is chillin at the bar(yeah they gotta bar and i'll tell you the other stuff they have later like the boom-boom room, did i say that right?) Vanessa, Tawanna, and AI all notice Kobe comin in the door.
Allen whispers to himself: Lemme drink some more to calm my....he sees Beyonce, then nearly pushes tawanna on the floor to get to her.
Beyonce: Hey Allen.(She jumps up to give him a hug and puts her arms around his neck)
AI:hey..
They are cut off cuz tawanna snatches her off him.(this is really when the drama gone start, but not now..everybody ain't there)
Beyonce: (mumbling) she ain't gotta put her hands on me.
Tawanna: What chu say.
Allen goes back to the bar
Ja Rule burst through the door screamin, "IT'S MURDA"
DMX comes through the backdoor barkin.
Everyone is in the living room now.(trina, brat, tawanna, ai, dmx, ja,kobe, vanessa)(now here comes some drama)
dmx: oh hell naww. i know this murda stink nigga ain't here.
ja: and just who in the hell are you sposed to be?
ai jumps in and becomes mr. peace keeper. mane ya'll need to stop cuz the only fight i wanna see is between these women up in here.
da brat: man whateva. since everybody is here lets pick rooms.
trina: yeah cuz i'm a lil tired. ai, you wanna share a room?
this pisses brat off.
da brat: hell no he don't wanna share a room wit you. he wanna share a room wit me right. (ai really wanna share a room wit beyonce and they've been makin eye contact)
tawanna: first of all he don't wanna share a room wit neither one of ya'll. he wants, no he's going to share a room wit me-his wife if ya didn't know!
brat: and yo point is? i'm his ex-girlfriend, if ya didn't know.
a: look ima just share a room wit beyonce.
t: tha hell if you are.
a: look, i share a room wit you at home! do a nigga have to share a room wit you here too?!
b: ai we can share a room. i don't have a problem wit it.
t: when we get home, we'll see who you'll be sharin a room wit next!
a: why you tryna play wit me on t.v.!!
tawanna starts ignorin him.
so after they argue and everything, here's who they are sharin rooms wit.
Allen&Beyonce
Kobe &Vanessa&DMX
Ja&Tawanna
Da Brat&Trina
Da Brat: Man i can't believe ai wanted to share a room wit dat bitch!!
Trina: I know, she ain't nothin and you act like he would share a room wit you!
da brat: just shut to slut ass up and go to sleep since you so "tired."
trina: now you know i ain't tired!
after everybody unpack, they all head down stairs for a lil"party" exept vanessa and tawanna cuz their "tired" and dmx went to church even though it was almost over when he left. da brat went to the mall with a friend.
they cut the radio up as far as it can go, some of them are in the pool
ja and ai are chillin at the bar
ja: yo kobe, what you wanna drink?
kobe: oh..no thanks i don't drink.
ai starts laughin loud.
ja: what the f*** you mean you don't drink?!
kobe: i just don't, man i'll be back
a: man lemme go het in this pool wit brat, trina, and beyonce!
ja: i'm on my way!
a: on yo way where? to the store?
ja: ha! ha! you lucky i gotta go to tha studio, cuz you know i gets all tha ladies.
ai: what ladies? the ones at tha crazy house. my fault i forgot you like those.
ai starts takin of his
shirt, ice, etc.
when ai gets to the pool he notices that there is a lil action goin on
a: (loud talkin) damn kobe, shouldn't you be wit yo pregant wife. why you out here on trina?!
there is so much noise, that tawanna and vanessa keep wakin up
kobe: we just talkin
ai: well i guess i'm a talkitive person
k: new subject. come here trina. (they both start talkin and it leads to her takin off her top, and no one is payin attention, except tha camera peeps)
beyonce: (kicks water in allens face)screamin really loud, HEY ALLEN!!!
at this point vanessa and tawanna wanna know what's goin on so there walk down to the pool area.
a: (she kicked water in his cup)he throws the cup and starts chasing her around the pool. (ya'll know she can't run fast so he caught her)he grabbed her and he fell on top of her.
when tawanna and vanessa get there, they can't believe what they are lookin at. when vanessa see's trina (with no top on) and kobe kissin, she goes of and when tawanna see's allen on beyonce, she goes off.
what ya'll think
[ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: Allen_Iverson's_Mistress ]
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 2:42 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
that was funny and i see you made it different from the mtv real world to make it more interesting okay good and those people that add on should keep to your story line it is nice cause it has married couples and single couples so by all means please continue
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 3:26 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
okay on that last picture that is ann in the middle right but who are those two other ladies and by the way you all change these pictures too quick as soon as you get used to seeing the new ones then all of a sudden here comes the new ones dont get me wrong i like it cause you all switch up but like i said damn slow down naw keep it coming though
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 4:10 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
quote:Originally posted by tameka foster:
MIZDIAMONDS: i am confused but who are you saying this to thank you but the story is real hot if you dont mind me asking
Oh my bad for confusing you Tameka.....Allen_Iverson's_Mistress was saying thankyou and I was saying that she was welcome and that the story was really good.
[ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: *MizDiamonds* ]
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 4:27 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
okay my fault and yes the story is good and it is about time someone started on it it seemed no one could make up their minds about who was going to be in it but is good so far
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 4:33 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
Aight AIM, hear I go, don't be laughin at me either.
Okay...
T- Uhmm excuse me, but what do you think you doing?
V-Yea, Kobe that the freak is going on?
K- Uhmm, what had happened was that
V-Don't even explain yourself, my father told not to marry a
(Allen,Kobe,Trina,and Tawanna all say this at the same time)- A WHAT???
V- Nevermind I'm going to my room Kobe, and I'm going to cry
K- Baby, Baby no wait. ( So Kobe goes and chases V down)
T- Nigga uhmm you aint answered my question
A- Nuthing she had slipped and I wanted to help her
B-Maybe I should go
T- Yea, bitch I think you do need to go, and I dont mean upstairs I mean for you to go home.
( Beyonce don't say nuthing she just walks past her with a little smirk on her face. Tawanna notices Allen lookin at Beyone's butt)
T-What you lookin at?
A-Ass, uhmm I mean nuthin
T- Why you be trippin?
A-Aint nobody trippin, I gotta put up with you at home, well we not at home and can I live a little bit s***.
( Tawanna goes outside and Allen goes ova to thr bar where Ja and Trina ova at and Ja's bout bent by now)
Ja-Nigga, whats up
A- Nuthin
Ja- IT'S MURDA!!!!!!
A- Yea
Ja- Let me tell you somthing
A- What
Ja- Aint nuthing wrong with messing around
A-Word ( he grabs the bottle and starts pourin him a shot)
Ja- So why does my wife trip everytime she finds out?
A- I don't know
(Trina just sittin back sippin and listenin to every word that comes out their mouths)
Ja- s***, women are somthin else dog
A- I know, I gotta put up with one myself, you fucked up aint you?
Ja- HELL YEA!!!!!!
T- Allen, wanna go shoot some pool?
A- Fo' Sho
( So they leave poor drunk Ja ova there at the bar by him lonesome and they go play pool)
(Trina bending ova in front of AI, and he loving every minute of it)
T- Don't laugh at me, I can't play good
A- You doing good
T- Look I'm tired of beating around the bush, are we goin to f*** or what?
A-Huh
T- You know I want you, and you want this so when we goin to stop all this bullshit and go upstairs and do some serious hardcore fucking?
A-???
I just lost my touch, it's probly a little boring and stupid, but hey I tried.
[ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: prettypuertorican ]
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 4:36 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
dats good, you just brought up a real, real world issue between kobe and vannessa. ahhh, us special ed peeps got skillz!!
now i can continue lata and we gone get it goin!!!
ima have dmx say a special prayer prolly
[ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: Allen_Iverson's_Mistress ]
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 4:53 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
I want to but I don't know what to write....If I do add to the story should I just start up some extra drama in the story or just hold off until later?
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 4:58 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
PRETTYPURTORICAN: that was alright kobe was about to get a serious beat down and you had allen looking at beyonces but and playing pool with trina will he hook up with anybody in the housw besides tawanna i was just wondering where your story line was going maybe someone will pick it up who knows but that was a good job will you add some more later???
ALLEN_IVERSONS_MISTRESS: i dont understand what is with this special ed thing???
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 5:12 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
oh okay my bag no problem but any way the real world las vegas is off the hook and the other best one was number 10 back to new york that chick coral was off the map but any way by all means please continue and thank you for answering my questions
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 5:21 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
Alright ya'll I'm going to try this...
CONTINUATION:
Allen:I don't think that would be a real good idea right now...
Trina:why not...are you trying to say that you don't want me....
**(at first Allen did not respond to her last question because he knew in the back of his mind that he wanted to feed into the temptation and for a split second he was ready to give into her but then he remembered that Tawanna was there and he already had enough problems in his marrage as it is)**
Trina:Hello..(waving her hands in front of his face)don't you hear me talking to you?Now see I know that you want me because my eyes are not on my chest and that is directly where your attention is right now...
Allen looking up at her)Look...I'm married alright...
**(Allen walks around to the other side of the pool table trying to both continue the pool game and avoid Trina at the same time)**
Trina:so what?that marrage s*** never stopped you from fucking bitches before...
Allen:You know what your right...it didn't stop me before...
Trina:so whats really good then?Are you down or not?
Allen:I told you that I'm married and I really don't feel like doing this right now....
Trina with an attitude)Oh so now all of a sudden you are mister faithful?
Allen:no but there's a difference between being a dog and an assh***....I'm a dog when my girls not around but I would be an assh*** if I do it when she is around....Do you get what I'm saying?
**(Trina realized how much she really wanted Allen and she also realized that her attitude wasn't getting her anywhere...she walked around the pool table in his direction and approached him seductively;getting close to him...eventually the freak in her began to show and her hands "MYSTERIUOSLY" ended up on his weak spot;and we all know what that is)**
Trina:Yeah I feel what your saying,but you would only be an assh*** if you got caught.
(Allen tried to fight the feeling but he couldn't and he quickly gave into what Trina was doing....and they ended up having sex)
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 5:35 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
u welcome. ima try to continue.......but guess what............ i didn't do my homework. so if i don't continue tonight, ima do it tomorrow, so i can put myself in their situation and dream it up 2night
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 5:40 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
I ain't do my homework either and I'm about to start on that because I cant go to sleep so I hope that you have a crazyass dream about this and write about it tomorrow....
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 5:48 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
home work are you all in college or high school no disrespect i am just asking a question cause when i hear the words homwork high school is the first thing that comes to my mind and allen_iversons_mistress who ass are you going to kick tomorrow
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:14 pm Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
HEY YA'LL. I'M AT SCHOOL, WE AIN'T DOIN NOTHIN. IT'S SO BORIN. THE TEACHER AIN'T PAYIN US NO ATTENTION. I'LL BE BACK LATA TO CONTINUE. I DIDN'T HURT NOBODY YET SO BYE. NOTICE I SAID YET!!!
HAAAAAAA. THIS IS MY 700TH POST
[ December 13, 2002: Message edited by: Allen_Iverson's_Mistress ]
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:38 pm Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
Yeah, you was ready to rumble yesterday evening. I thought my co-worker and I was gonna have to rumble this gay dude in the shoe store today, but it didn't happen. We been laughin about that all day.
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Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2002 2:07 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
LOOK BEFORE I START WRITIN I WANNA REMIND YA'LL THAT THIS PART OF THE STORY IS SIMILAR TO THE ORIGINAL REAL WORLD. I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THEIR RACE, SO DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONAL. WELL, IF I HOPE YA'LL GET THE MESSAGE.
MEANWHILE, DMX CAME BACK AND SAW TAWANNA LOOKIN SAD, SO HE ASKED IF SHE WANTED TO GO TO A LATE NIGHT CHURCH SERVICE.
WHILE ALLEN AND TRINA WERE DOIN THEY THANG, KOBE AND VANESSA WERE DISCUSSIN WHAT WAS SAID EARLIER.
KOBE: YOUR FATHER TOLD YOU NOT TO MARRY A NIGGA?
VANESSA: (SILENT FOR A FEW SECONDS) LOOK, HE JUST WANTS WHAT'S BEST FOR ME! HE PROTECTS ME. AND BESIDES, I'VE BEEN HURT BY YOU UNEDUCATED BLACK PEOPLE ON MANY OCCASIONS.
KOBE: "YOU UNEDUCATED BLACK PEOPLE?!" FIRST OF ALL, NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE UNEDUCATED. JUST THE ONE'S YOU'VE HAD RUN-INS WITH. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF MADAM C.J. WALKER,ELIJAH Mc COY, OR GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER?
V: YEAH I'VE HEARD OF THEM ,BUT..
K: BUT NOTHING, YOU NEED TO CHECK YOURSELF
V: (WHISPERING) CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, I'D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT THIS ON CAMERA.
K: LOOK, WE CAN TALK ABOUT HIS OVER DINNER, LET'S GO.
SO THEY LEAVE AND GO TO POPEYES AND BEYONCE IS THERE.
MEANWHILE, GUESS WHO COMES BACK HOME!!! DA BRAT TAT TAT TAT!! SHE'S HEARIN NOISES SO SHE GOES AND SEE WHAT THEY ARE. SHE'S MAD WHEN SHE SEE'S ALLEN AND TRINA FUCKIN, BUT SHE'S SAYS TO HERSELF... WHAT THA HELL I'LL JUST JOIN AND WHEN WE'RE DONE IMA WHOOP TRINA'S ASS!!! BUT FIRST SHE HAD TO GO FRESHEN UP.
WHEN SHE ENTERS THE ROOM BOTH AI AND TRINA JUMP.
A: DON'T DO ME LIKE DAT( DON'T TELL, EVEN THOUGH TAWANNA GONE SEE IT ON CAMERA)
TRINA: YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU JOIN.(REALLY MAD CUZ SHE WANT AI TO HERSELF)
A: HELL YEAH.
SO THEY ALL GETTIN REALLY INTO IT, STANKIN UP DA HOUSE, THEN GUESS WHO ELSE COMES HOME!!!!!!!!! TAWANNA AND DMX.
TAWANNA HAS A FEELIN THAT ALLEN IS DOIN SOMETHIN THAT HE SHOULDN'T BE DOIN, SO SHE AND DMX RUSH TO THA ROOM. WHEN SHE ENTER THE ROOM, ALL ASSES JUMP OUT THE BED. THEN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY ARE AT EACH OTHERS THROAT.
T: WHAT THA f***!!! I LEAVE AND GO HEAR GOD'S WORD TO COME BACK AND SEE YOU FUCKIN THESE TWO STANK HOES!!
A: BABE IT AIN'T EVEN LIKE THAT.
BRAT AND TRINA: STANK HOES?!!!
BRAT TURNS TO TRINA AND SAYS: YOU NASTY BITCH, IMA KICK YO ASS.
TRINA IS SO MAD THAT SHE KICKS BRAT IN THE STOMACHE AND.........
CONTINUE AND DO THA DAMN THANG
[ December 13, 2002: Message edited by: Allen_Iverson's_Mistress ]
[ December 13, 2002: Message edited by: Allen_Iverson's_Mistress ]
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2002 4:15 pm Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
Ok ,so now its on. Trina and Brat is str8 getting it. After Brat kicked Trina in her stomach it was all over, she punched Brat in her left eye, and they started boxing on some reel serious stuff. To make a long story short, it was like the Tyson-Lewis fight, and the brat was Lewis so u know that means that Trina got fucked up.
Now we all know on the regular "Real World" u get kicked off for fighting, but this is the celebrity version, and of course egos are gonna fly, so they just let it slide. X and Rule broke it up and took the two fighters to their separate rooms. Now that they are alone (after the rumble) T is giving it to A.I.
T-God forgive me for acting like this after listening to your word, but....
a-but what?
t-I hate u, what the fucc was the purpose of you fuccing both of them?
a-I'm telling you it wasn't like that.
t-what was it then? u tripped and ended up with ya face in brat's clit or Trina just happened to land on ya dick?
a-bitch please you don't know what the fucc you talking about and since u not gonna let me explain, fucc it , think what u wanna think.
t-ok then fucc it, u wanna live while we're here right?
a-what are u talking about?
t-u want to live a little while your here isn't that what you told me?
a-yea, what are u getting at?
t-here take this.(she hands allen back her ring, and takes his)
a-what are u doing?
t-nothing, since u wanna live, I'm gonna let u live, and I'm gonna live too.
a-are u trying to say that we're not married?
t-while we're here hell yea, since u wanna live so damn much, Im gonna let ur bitch ass live.
a-girl, stop playing.
t-I'm not u allen I don't play anything, Im serious. For the time that we're here , I'm Tawanna Turner, and your Allen Iverson. That's how u want it to be, so there it is.
a-ok.
t-good night, I'm going to sleep.
a-(laughing) Bye, Ms. Turner.
t-bye.
(allen is sitting there thinking that she's playing and that she would come back in a minute saying she was trying to teach his ass a lesson, but she wasn't and when 40 minutes went by he knew she was serious. Seeing as he already had a long night, he decided to take a shower and take his ass to sleep)
meanwhile....................... Rule and X decide that Trina and Brat need to do a mediation, and bring them both into the living room.
r-ok the purpose of this is to fix the problem, not to make it worse. I know I may say it's MURDA!!!!!! but damn I was just kidding, we do not need no bloodshed on the first day.,
x-I respect that.
t-no she needs to respect me , she just had to jump in with her nasty ass.
b-nasty? who is u calling nasty? Last time I checked u was the one that had ya chest all up in Kobe's face kissing him when u knew he was married.
t-whatever,that's my business.
b-and how u gonna fucc with A.I. when u know that I was supposed to be trying to get back wit him?
t-whatever, it was in the moment.
r-that wasnt' no moment u was all over him.
t-so what! I'm a Diamond Princess, and I get what I want. And the means everything even allen Iverson.
b-whatever.u need to stay away from him, that's my man.
x-in God's eyes he's not neither one of y'all's he's Tawanna's.
b-let's not get started on her.
t-fa reel!
(seeing that they both have something to talk about they start talking and make up, the devil some duo is back together)
By now it's like 2 in the morning, and Beyonce' comes home. When she sees allen tossing and turning she decides to wake him up.
B-wake up! u scaring me.
a-huh?
b-are u alright? U over here turning so much I thought you was having a seizure.
a-naw, just a rough night.
b-(laughing) I bet.
a-what u laughing at?
b-I already know what happened, Rule told me. Damn the first day and already we got drama.
a-naw, I don't even wanna go on what happened.
b-I understand, how did T take it?
a-bad. Were not married no more.
b-wait?what did y'all get an express divorce or something?
a-naw she took the rings and said that while we here she's ms. turner and I'm Mr. Iverson.
b-oh.
a-yea.
b-well maybe it's for the best.
a-maybe, maybe not.
b-well go back to sleep, just don't jump so much, ur off the court.
a-I got u.
b-ok, I'm gonna go be nosey and then I'm gonna go to sleep.
(she is getting up off the bed when a.i. grabs her hand)
a-wait.
b-huh?
a-can u just sit there until I go back to sleep?
b-(smiling)ok.
a-thank u.
ok I did a little something, writing this one is kind of confusing because there's so many peeps in it. but I tried. Peace and Hair grease.
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Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2002 7:03 pm Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
HEY.. YOU DID THA DAMN THANG, BUT SOMEBODY WAS SUPPOSED TO GET KICKED OFF, SO J.HO CAN COME ON. BUT WE CAN LET THEM SLIDE ON THIS ONE AND PUT HER ON LATER.
IMA WRITE LATER
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Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2002 10:19 pm Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
Ya'll are doin real good so I'm bout to add on my little part...
(Beyonce starts singin Allen a song and he asked her to rub his back right quick)
b-you're crazy Allen
a-only over you
b-is that how it is?
a-yeah, pretty much
b-well i'm bout to go downstairs to get some juice and a sandwich or somethin
(On her way downstairs she finds T in the kitchen talkin with Vanessa)
b-hey ya'll
t&v-hi
b-oh ya'll can keep talkin i'm jus thirsty
t-we'd rather not, you nosey hoe
b-excuse me but we mus have gotten off on the wrong foot cause it's really not my fault yo man want me
(T gets out of her chair after Beyonce goes to get her juice)
v-t don't even waste you energy girl
t-trust me i ain't wastin nothin
(T pops Beyonce upside her head and Beyonce turns around and pushes T)
b-why did you do that t?
t-don't get all scared now, i thought you was bold, come on wit it then
b-why are you fighting for allen when you said ya'll wasn't married no more?
t-cause that's still my boo no matter what
b-whatever, jus leave me alone alright
t-then leave my husband alone whench
b-okay, ms. turner i would stay and talk but i've got a sexy man probably on hard by now waitin for me to come u there to have some single fun
(T punches Beyonce in her jaw and then Vanessa runs to break it up but ends up gettin punched by Beyonce so she goes to get X to help her)
x-why are ya'll trippin?
t-i'm not trippin
x-beyonce and vanessa, go to ya'll rooms now
b&v-okay
v-thank you x
x- ain't no thang
(X and T sit down and T tells X about how she told Allen that they weren't married on the show, so X says that he'll take care of her and they go back to the room and...)
t-what are you doin?
x-jus gettin in yo bed for comfort dang
t-i don't think that's a good idea x
x-mmmmmm that's what you think (barks)
(T starts laughin and then he starts kissin on her neck and gettin on top of her...)
Tell me what ya'll thought
Anybody can continue!!!
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 3:28 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
t- naw we can't do this.
x-(still kissing T) why not?
t-my husband, Allen.
x-where's you ring?
t-oh.
x-ms. turner right?
t-yea,that's me.
x-ok then what's the problem?
t-nothing, nothing at all.
(she ends up giving in to X. they do their thang,)
Beyonce is a little upset about the whole thing with T, and is about to go to sleep when Vanessa pops up .
v- are u getting ready for bed?
b-yea, after that I need some sleep.
v-she didn't mean it, and I'm sorry too,u just have to understand we deal with chicks being all over our men all the time, and she just tripped. She really didn't mean it, I just wanted to apologize.
b-and my comment didn't help either.
v-I'm glad that we both realized what went wrong.
b-me too, I'm not here to make enemies.
v-me neither. tomorrow we'll have to hang out and do something together.
b-that sounds cool.
v-ok, now that my conscience is clear I can go to sleep.
b-(laughing)ok.
v-night.
b-night.
Beyonce is about to go to sleep when she turns around and sees allen sitting straight up looking at her.
b-ahh! boy, I thought u was asleep/
a-I was until Mrs. Bryant came in here as the Peace Police.
b-stop she's cool.
a-ok, what do u think ur doing?
b-going to sleep.
a-where?
b-in my bed.
a-try that one again.
b-naw, I'm not even gonna go there.
a-c'mon, u know u want to.
b-no, I'm cool.
Beyonce' lays down and is about to go asleep when a.i. comes in her bed making himself comfortable.
b-what are u doing?
a-going to sleep.
b-u really trying to get me beat up huh?
a-why u say that?
b-cause if Trina,Brat,and ur wife find out about this, they gonna be ready to kill me.
a-they won't.
b-ok, how u figure?
a-shhhhhhh. Keep it on the hush.
b-ok.
a-ok.
Finally they went to sleep.
Rule is walking to his room and is getting ready to take his ass to sleep when he looks at T's bed and sees something that isn't posed to be there.
r-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
t-what?
x-yea dog what?
r-I'm telling Ivy.
x-nigga mind ya bizness.
t-u don't even know what's going on so don't even go there.
r-well enlighten me.
x-baby u don't got to tell him nothing u don't want to.
t-naw, it's cool, we gonna be roommates he might as well know. Look me and allen have and agreement. While we're here he is Mr. Iverson and I'm ms. turner. He do him and I do me.
r-is that so?
t-yes.
r-ok, well then I take back my comments, I'll just go on to sleep.nevermind,I'll go do my confessional.y'all two might go at it again and I don't want to hear or see nothing.
t-whatever.
Rule goes into the confessional.
man, today has been one crazy ass day. We move in and already drama. Nessa and Kobe beefin cause Trina was all on his dick. T and Ivy beefin cause him and Beyonce' all over each other. I go to the studio. I come back and feel like I'm in a straight porno. Ivy, Trina and Brat done gone and had a 3 some. So x and t get back from church and t start spazing on a.i. and out of no where Trina and Brat start fighting like they in the WWE or something. I break it up. Now that ivy and t aren't married they off actin crazy. Beyonce and T almost get in a fight because of the chemistry that her and a.i. got going on. So x breaks that one up, and I chill for a little while. I go in ma room to go to sleep, u know a nigga tired, and X and T done did the damn thing. It's crazy. Lord pray for us I don't know how we gonna get through this one.
Rule is cut off when Vanessa comes in the confessional.
v-hey Rule.
r-hello.
v-u know I been meaning to ask you.......................
ok y'all, we can't forget about the confessional, some serious stuff goes down in there. Peace and Hair Grease.
[ December 14, 2002: Message edited by: Ivy'sSk8terChik ]
Joined: Oct 29, 2002 Posts: 1081 Location: why u wanna know?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 4:30 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
hey this ain't about tha story right no, but who saw vanessa in a music video(forgot which one)? i neva thought kobe would let her dress like dat. all i saw was tha video captures tho.
--->now back to da story
v: why ya'll call ashitty i mean ashanti the princess of hip hop(ya'll know what i'm tryna say)
j: the same reason we call you tha princess of gold diggin!
v: it's like dat..
j: you damn skippy, it's like dat. you tryna clown my peeps!
v: look, ima ignore dat one about me gold diggin, but anotha thing i wanna ask you is..
j: damn, why you got so many questions? you open minded huh. (notices that she's lookin serious) okay what?
v: i was wonderin if i could be yo video girl!
j: my video girl? well, you is kinda fine..
v: kinda?
j: aight, you fine, but wait till you have this baby, cuz i neva seen a pregnant video girl, and don't wanna see one either!
v: (lookin ja in his eyes)you got jokes huh
j: well, i try.
they kept talkin bout the first day
meanwhile, in allen and beyonc's room, allen is tossin and turnin.
b: (shakin allen) look, i think it's best if you go sleep in yo bed, or i'll sleep in it.
a: yeah we can sleep in it.
b: allen i'm not playin. i'm sleepy man.
a: well go to sleep then. duh
b: i can't
a: well lemme help you. (then all of a sudden he feels tha need to go tell tawanna good-night)! i'll brb
b: okay
when allen get's to tha room he is hurt, pissed, and feels tha need for revenge at the same time! he doesn't say nothin cuz he wanna know if she'll confess so he goes back to his room!
meanwhile kobe is askin allen if he has seen vanessa
a: naww nigga i ain't seen her!
k: okay no need for you to reply so rudely.
a: man if i didn't have somethin to do i'll drop yo ass. it ain't gone be too cute when everyone finds out that the lakers can't fight. i'll beat yo ass worse than doug christie whooped rick foxes.
kobe just stands there, then continues to search for vanessa.
so when ai gets back in tha room, beyonce is no where in sight. when she comes back, she has on somethin sexy for ai to take off!!!
Joined: Aug 12, 2002 Posts: 300 Location: Michigan
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2002 4:45 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
Ya'll are doin tha thang!!!
b-well then whassup i ain't tired no more
a-i am
b-allen baby come on, you got me started
a-go back to jay z you trick
b-excuse me?
a-look i jus got alot on my mind and bonin you ain't on my mindblank list aiight?
b-whatever allen, get out my bed you hoe
a-mmmmmmmm, who you talkin to?
(Meanwhile Vanessa and Ja are still talkin)
v-are you hungry?
j-yeah i got tha munchies dog
v&j-(laughin)
v-you got a hunger for me?
j-(laughin) we'll see...
Joined: Oct 29, 2002 Posts: 1081 Location: why u wanna know?
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 2:10 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
v: how about you see now.
all of a sudden she kisses ja, but ja wasn't feelin it cuz her stomach was in the way.
j: we need to do this lata.
v: oh.. aight. let's go get somethin to eat. what chu wanna eat?
j: you...naw i'm playin. you can cook?
v: kinda
j: kinda? well let's go see what chu can do!
so they are headed down stairs, where vanessa runs into kobe.
kobe begins to stare at her and ja funny, cuz he notices somethin.
k: ja..you wear lipstick?
j: nigga, hell naww. i ain't like you and shaq (prettypuertorican don't say nothin)
k: well, vanessa babe...how come you and him have the same color lip stick on?????
v: baby i can exp....
all of a sudden i guess kobe feels like superman or somethin, so he decides that he wants to punch ja. ja punches him in his grill and it's on.
meanwhile, EVERYBODY rushes downstairs to see what's goin on.
dmx: forgive me but: whoop his ass, kobe whoop it!! i don't like his punk ass n*e*wayz..grrrr
trina jusmps in the middle: look, ya'll need to stop this s***. it ain't even been one day, and ya'll fightin like a crackhead just took yo movin boxes!!!
j: mane that s*** wasn't even called for!! you obviously ain't doin somethin right so yo gal kissed me. she misses thug lovin' she ain't neva had!!
v: (lyin) look, you need to get your damn facts straight. you know i didn't kiss you. you kissed me!!! i am a happily married woman.
j: stop lyin. yo didn't say that you wanted to be my video girl!
v: no. i wanna be a mother/wife. not shakin my ass for you and your friends!
ja: man i'm finna go to my room! this bitch lyin her ass off!
v: babe can we talk about this?
tawanna: (believes v)hold on vanessa, ho's just don't care if you are married or not.(referring to brat, trina, and beyonce) they all on yo man and s***..knowin damn well they like women and the other one ain't even real. how the hell did she become gangsta? and yo nigga...let's not get started on him!
a: hold up kobe.. yo girl, now she supposed to be all shy and s***, but you see her fuckin anotha nigga, knowin damn well it's gone be on t.v.
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID A FEW MINUTES AGO TAWANNA!!
t:
that's all i can add right now, feel free to add
[ December 16, 2002: Message edited by: Allen_Iverson's_Mistress ]
Joined: Aug 5, 2002 Posts: 265 Location: Brooklyn,New York
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 4:06 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
That last part was nice!keep it up ya'll
I know that its been said and thought about atleast a million times but wouldn't it be gangsta if this story was an actual television show?I know that its stupid but hey...its just my thoughts.
Joined: Aug 12, 2002 Posts: 300 Location: Michigan
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 5:33 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
Ya'll are doin a great job but AIM I'm a little confused as to the last thing that Allen said, was he supposed to be bustin T out, or jus talkin to Kobe?
Joined: Oct 29, 2002 Posts: 1081 Location: why u wanna know?
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 7:09 pm Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
A lot of the story if GONE bye-bye. It decided to go to Paris with Holiday Heart and Nikki. But this part came back, cuz...I don't know why. All I know is that they were on their way to Kingston and spell check should've been used but hell, I was tryna get through. I'm copying directly from what I have (just scroll down when you see the comments). So here goes....
Joined: Oct 29, 2002 Posts: 1081 Location: why u wanna know?
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 7:30 pm Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
AIM:
beyonce: aight ya'll.....let's go.
tawanna was leavin out of the door and ray lewis was about to enter. they bump into each other and somehow she falls into his hands, and..
rl: (lookin into her eyes, smilin)ohh....my fault. you aight?
tawanna: yeah, i'm cool.
rl: you sure?
tawanna: (stuttering) ye..yeah, i'm sure
rl: aight..see you later (wink)
lisaraye is lookin at this and can't beleive this s***(but doesn't say anything): aight ray(he jumps)..don't wanna be late...do we?
allen: (starin at tawanna) fa real...we don't wanna miss the flight!
so they all get on the bus(long bus ride) and...
tawanna: (whispering) why you lookin at me like that?
allen: i don't know...is there a reason for me to be lookin at you like this??
tawanna: it ain't even like that.
allen: if you say so
meanwhile in the front of the bus lisaraye is tellin brat what just happened.
lisaraye: gurl yeah...all up on my nigga!
trina: do you like these shoes?
brat: (ignorin trina) naww...see you shoulda came and got me. i woulda kicked her ass!!
lr: i can do all dat by my damn self!
trina: do you like these colors
brat: HOLD UP!!! lisa...make sure you do!
now they are at the airport where they all meet crazy fans!!
fan1: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. there go my future husband ai.
fan 2: please...that man don't want you. hte wants me
fan3: (male) that nigga don't want either of you. there go his wife right there.
fan1: and....what that gotta do with me?
security: get back....get back!!
fan4: ooh...j.lo, can i be your 4th husband?
fan5: nelly baby....let me be one of your video girls!!
fan6: ll...ll...lemme see you lick dem lips!!
fan7: oooh hot sauce...i heard you love hot sauce. i bet you'll like it on me!!
fan8: ashanti.....how did you get signed to a record deal...knowin damn well, you can't sing!!?
fan9: mike vick....i wanna be just like you
they are already about to miss the flight, so they didn't sign any autographs or whateva.
as they get on the plane...the fans are still screamin!!
meanwhile on the plane:
free(sittin between hotsauce and keyshawn) is flirtin with hotsauce.
free: boy you got some moves.
hotsauce: what's your favorite one?
free: (never seen his moves) the one when you...the one when you..keyshawn why you so quiet?
keyshawn: i got a lot on my mind, that's all.
free: well...when we land, maybe you'll calm your nerves
hot sauce: so what's your favorite move?
free: i don't remember the name.
hotsauce: well can you tell me what i did?
free: let's talk about somethin else.
hotsauce: tell the truth...you never seen me play have you?
free: no
beyonce and trina are sitin together talkin-
beyonce: why you so quiet? you look sad.
trina: man...every since her sis came...she been ignorin me.
beyonce: well...i got used to it.
trina: used to what?
beyonce: bein ignored!
trina: for real? you look like you get a lot of attention.
beyonce: from the media and fans yeah...but my personal life doesn't get that much attention.
(these two are becomin friends, and brat doesn't like it)
trina: what are you gonna do when we land?
beyonce: i don't know...i've neva been here. you have...so if you don't mind, will you show me around?
trina: sure. you wanna go clubbin?
beyonce: sure
trina: s***...ima get my drink on. you?
b: well...i don't drink, but hey...i'm here to have fun.
trina: aight
all of a sudden, they hear this goofy laugh and...
j.ho: now you know that it wasn't that funny
ashitty: yes it was
j.ho: no it wasn't
adrienne: damn...chill
j.ho: chill?? i suggest you get off me, cuz you know i don't like you at all!!
adrienne: i'm just sayin..we goin on a trip and all...and we supposed to leave all the drama.
j.ho: leave it? it's like they were beggin for it since they let you come!!
adrienne: ashanti...i loved your book of poems
ashanti: thanks...i worked real hard on it.
meanwhile--
luda: (whisperin) nigga.....now you know it's gone be on in jamaica mon!! ima win this bet!
nelly: yeah right....i just might have both of mines together(him, tawanna, and brat).
luda: that's impossible. you know 5head and brat don't get along!!
nelly: you got jokes
luda: all day everyday
nelly: it'll happen..a few drinks and then you'll be payin da f*** up!!
meanwhile--
eve and tawanna are talkin-
eve: why you look so down?
tawanna: (bein shy) it's allen
eve: what he do now??
tawanna: gurl...i don't know. we got so many problems. when it seem like we make up, more problems come along. this whole brat and trina thing...they don't like me.
eve: gurl please....there are some people that you just gone have to look over! please...if they try somethin...let me know. i got yo back!! s***...he married you, not them.
tawanna: thanks gurl.
eve: what ai sayin about all them?
t: nothin really....it's like he's enjoyin this!
eve: men!
t: then nelly tryna get wit me adn i keep tellin him that i'm married, beyonce and allen were flirtin, me and dmx...it's just too many problems to be stressin myself over.
eve: don't stress. i'm not. s***..what you plan on doin when we get there?
tawanna: i don't know...hopefully work things out between allen and myself!!
eve: well...i can tell you that he prolly goin out and have some fun wit mike vick and the rest of his boyz!!
tawanna: oh yeah...i forgot that they were comin. i may as well find somethin else to do
eve: come chill wit me. you need to let off some of your stress!!
tawanna: okay
meanwhile...
mike vick: damn nigga...you had all them women screamin ova you
ai: dat's just how i do!!
mike vick: whateva...jay nem still comin(ai's friends)
ai: yeah
mv: who else comin?
ai: jay, trey, and nate
mv: mane..i'm finna chil wit these island girlzz
ai: mane...i'm finna go to a few clubs and stuff...you know how i do!!
mv: yeah..dat's not all you do tho!!
ai: ha ha
meanwhile ll and ray are in a brief convo
ll: why yo gurl look so mad?
rl: she think me and tawanna got somethin goin on.
ll: damn...(yawnin) i'm fina go to sleep
rl: me too
meanwhil--
brat: chill gurl..you gettin upset ova that bia. she's no kind of competition!
lr: you sayin dat, cuz you don't like her!
brat: fa real...look at her!
lr: i think trina mad at you
brat: i don't care...she been gettin on my nerves. complainin and s***!
lr: i'm about to go to sleep
brat: yeah...(looks around) all of us are.
within the next ten minutes...everyone was fast asleep! by the time they woke up...they arrived in jamaica.
excuse tha spellin errors..i don't feel like goin back and editing and all dat! i'm tired! add on if you want. and if you got some ideas...lemme know em!
AIGirl3 :
I'm gone start, cause I been waitin long enough??!?!?!
The stewardess (spell check) stands up and announces to everybody that they have arrived in Jamaica and will be escorted through the airport to the limos in front...
trina-i'm ready to go for real, i'm tired
luda-yeah i bet you are, tired a talkin
trina-whateva hoe
rl-ya'll need to shutup wit all that arguin
lr-so do you nigga
rl-what's wrong wit you?
lr-don't act stupid now
ai-ay, t you got my chains up there?
t-yeah i'll give em to you when we get to the hotel, in the rooms
eve-girl, that man is crazy
t-i mus be too cause i love him
eve-at least he loves you back
t-i hope
(Now they are goin through the airport and again there are haters and fans there to comment on the stars passin through)
fan1-oh my god! allen i love you
fan2-you need to leave tawanna wit her big 5head, she ain't got nothin fo you
ai-man whateva
(Meanwhile the limos are pullin up and everybody starts gettin in them, on their way to the hotels...)
Anybody can continue cause I didn't really have anythin to say cause I can't think of half the people but I'll remember them after
we start writin a lil more?!?!
AIM: (I remember this part, I had to erase my comment, cuz y'all wouldn't have known what I was talkin bout)
Instead of having hotels, we gone put them in this mansion in Jamaica. Anybody can be in the hotels and you know celebs like their privacy. Okay here goes...ahem:
When they arrived at their house, they were amazed at how beautiful it was. There was beautiful water surrounding them. The place that they were to be staying at had (like I would really know) 14 rooms, 17 bathrooms, a huge pool area (with a waterfall), game room, a huge yard, basketball court, tennis court, huge dining area, tanning room, a nail/hair salon for the women, 8 cars (rental were paying for it. You cant keep the cars on this show we broke!! They lucky were letting them live in the mansion) and the most beautiful thing of them all was that it was directly by the beach .that is the Royal Beach. (cant really think of a name)
The celebs split up and walked around the house.
LisaRaye: ooooh!! This is nice
Trina: yeah well all I wanna know is where are we sleepin tonight!!
Luda: you ready to rest already? Damn yo ass is lazy.
Trina: why you cant keep yo damn mouth shut? Thats yo problem you always gotta say something!
J to tha Ho: you guys lets just enjoy this, its not often that we get a chance to do things like this!
Nelly: yeah shes right.
Jho: lets just go choose our roomates, rooms, unpack, and do whateva else.
Meanwhile
Eve: (loud) there that nigga (ai) is right there with mike. (whispering) Go talk to him.
5head walks up to allen and they walk off, while mike vick and eve walk off.
Tawanna: we need to seriously talk
Allen: fa real??
Tawanna: cmon allen, Im serious. This has gone too far.
Allen: aight .you wanna talk, lets talk!
Tawanna: lets go somewhere private.
They thought that they werent on camera, but they were wrong. The bedroom (all of the bedrooms actually) that they went in had a camera.
Tawanna: Look ever since we started this show our relationship has worsened. Im starting to think that this was a really bad idea. Allen! Youre not paying attention
Allen: I am. Im just seeing how long were gonna talk.
Tawanna: do you love me?
Allen: what chu think?
Tawanna: Im starting to think that you love them other hos more than you love me! Do you remember the last time you told me that you loved me?
Allen: (getting mad) I shouldnt have to tell you. You should already know!! What about the way you were looking at Ray?
Tawanna: already know what
Allen: so now you tryna play stupid!!!
Tawanna: (starting to cry) why cant you just say it Allen?
Allen: say what? I love you? TAWANNA NICOLE(I think thats its middle name) TURNER IVERSON, I, ALLEN EZAIL IVERSON, LOVE YOU(I think Im gone be sick)!!!
After about 45 minutes of talking, they work things out.
Tawanna: how come you didnt tell me all dat before?
Allen: I dont know
Tawanna: itll be better if you tell me whats on your mind and Ill tell you whats on my mind.
Allen: dats cool wit me.
Tawanna: I love you
Allen: I love you too
And they start to kiss and just when it was getting good, Allens phone rang. It was his boys.
Allen: where yall at? Aight come pick me up in about 30 minutes .I gotta unpack! (he gave them directions and of course .they got lost!
Eve: there yall are .we thought yall got lost!
Allen: (cracking joke on her like pam and martin did) well it looked like you used your sniffing powers and found us! Do you want a Scooby snack?
Eve: (hits allen playfully) nigga shut up! Everybody is about to go eat .you want me to get you some newspapers or something?
Allen: yeah ..you can get YOU some newspapers .I know they dont want you messin up their carpet.
Eve: you got me
Allen: I did, didnt I!?
Eve: n*e*wayz .looks like yall stuck with this room, cuz the other ones are taken
Allen: well dats cool, cuz thats all I need is a room, if you know what I mean! Then again ..I could use the tables, on the floor, in the pool, in your bed..
Eve: I think Im gonna be sick!
Eve runs out of the room holding her belly
Allen: lets unpack. Why you looking at me like that?
Tawanna: lets just unpack
Allen: didnt you just say that we should say whats on out mind?
Tawanna: (silent)
Allen: sometimes I dont understand you!
Meanwhile~~~~
Lisaraye is still mad at ray lewis! She was getting even madder, because she couln't fit her dress.
Lisa: who was there for you when you were in trouble? Who chose her man over her family? (Im adding stuff .cuz I dont know much about either one of them).
Ray: baby .it aint even like that! Tawanna and I are just friends. Do you trust me? Do you love me?
Lisa: what? Do I love you? After all of the s*** Ive done for you, youre gonna ask me if I love you?!
Ray was about to say something, but brat enters the room
Brat: look, lets get one thing straight! Dont make me have to hurt you and that big headed ho!
Lisa: brat I got this one and did you shrink my skirt?
Brat: no! ima say what I have to say, then Im out! This dont make no damn sense how you been mad since you came here!
Ray: look, no disrespect, but this is between me and lisa!
Brat: WRONG! This is between you, me and lisa!!
Lisa: look I got this. I wanna here what this nigga has to say!! Hes right this is between me and him. I will call you if I need you.
Brat: (pissed after hearing that) since when was it like that?!! You know what! Dont call me if you so call need me, since its between you and him. (yall know brat crazy)
Brat feels that her sister has put her man before her and thats something you dont do! She (lisa) broke one of the rules that they had created time ago!!
~~~AIM: man its time to get to the good stuff, so .
*****Hours later!!*****
AI (his friends too),mike vick, Trina, Beyonce, Adrienne, LL , free, Nelly, Luda, hot sauce, went partying (different places).
Keyshawn and j.ho stayed for some reason and so did lisa and ray, cuz they werent finish talkin. Ray wanted to go out so bad!! Brat wanted to talk to trina, but trina was gone with beyonce. This made her day even more worse.
Eve saw tawanna looking sad and she told he to stop worrying about what ai is doing, cuz he doesnt know what shes doing!! She told tawanna to go get dressed, cuz they were going to the club.
~~~~Meanwhile in the car waiting to arrive at Club Chocolate~~~~
Beyonce and Trina were having a real good time.
Trina: dang .I havent had this much fun since I got here.
Beyonce: its good you having a good time. It seems like you been stressing over something.
Trina: yeah brat has been acting real funny lately. Ever since her sister came, its like Im not even here. I mean, just the other day we were talking and stuff, but now were not even talking.
Beyonce: its gone be like that at times. I mean she could at least say hey or something. We came here I guess to have fun, right?
Trina: yeah, youre right. Now lets see who in this club. You gone get your drank on tonight!!!
Once they arrive at the club, within minutes all the men walk up to them and ask for a dance. The first few times, they said no thanks, but this time they just couldnt resist. Two sexy twin brothers, Jason and Jarred, walked over to them and they danced to DMX's new song.
They danced a few times and had a lot of drinks. Trina and Beyonce invited the guys to the V.I.P. room with them and they talked.
Beyonce: ooh, thats my song (Bunny Hop-I think thats what its called). Lets go dance.
She grabbed Jason and Trina said,
Trina: naww girl .this right here is mines. Yours is somewhere.
Jarred was dancing with another girl and Beyonces drunk ass, pushed the girl and took Jarred to the dance floor.
~~~Meanwhile about to arrive at Club Liquid tawanna and eve left w/o security (what did ai tell her about that?!), but were driven to the club. cuz they knew they were going to get drunk ~~~
Eve: now when we go in there, dont be looking all sad!!
Tawanna: Im not. Im tired about worrying about what he does. Its time for me to enjoy myself.
Tawannas cell rang and it was tiaura!
Tiaura: (crying) mama deuce hit me and cut my hair!!
Tawanna: stop crying and put him on the phone.
tiaura threw the phone at him
Deuce: Ouch!! (the phone fell, then he picked it up) Hello
Tawanna: boy, have you lost your mind?? (deuce is beginning to cry) what did I tell you about fighting on your sister? Why you crying now? You scared? What did I tell you?
about fighting on your sister? Why you crying now? You scared? What did I tell you?
Deuce: dont fight on my sister, fight on the other people who mess with her!
Tawanna: so tell me why were you in hitting on her after I told you not to? Why were you in her hair?
Deuce: I dont know..
Tawanna: so now you dont know
Deuce: mama .she tore up my drawings that I made for you and daddy when yall came back.
Tawanna: put her on the .never mind ..I deal with yall later.
She hung up the phone and yelled, KIDS!
Eve: mo problems?!
Tawanna: lets go
tawanna promised herself that she wouldn't take any of her problems inside of the club with her. It was time for her to enjoy herself. She hadn't realy been out since the birth of her baby girl...tiaura!
Club Liquid was packed and of course there were some fine, broke men there and the ugly, paid men.
So they got checked by security and everything and Eve went to the ladies room.
Just as she was leaving, a man walked up to Tawanna.
Man#1: (talkin to tawanna) Ha ha!!! Woo mon! Damn lil mama, you looking mighty fine tonight. I thought that I was the sexiest person in here, but you just proved me wrong. May I buy you a drink?
Tawanna: ( kinda understood him and thought he was cute) no thanks.
Man#1: awww ..you dont find guys like me too often around here like me!
Tawanna: huh?
Man#1: I mean .most of around here, if they buy you a drink, then they want something in return! Me Im just out to have a good time. So what do you say?
Tawanna really thought that he wanted to leave with her, but remembered she was there to have a good time, not worry herself!!
Tawanna: Sure, why dont you tell me about yourself.
He ordered a bottle of bacarrdi (well ..I dont know, cuz I dont drink and I dont go to clubs. Whateva is expensive, thats what he ordered them. Oh yeah .I dont know how to spell them either)
Man#1: well, I was born in Kingston and Ive been living there ever since. My name is Brian and Im 27. If you dont mind me asking, tell me something about yourself.
Tawanna: my name is Jasmine (doesnt feel comfortable telling her info) and Im 27. Im from the U.S. let me go find my friend real quick and go use the ladies room.
Man#!: yeah thats what they all say.
Tawanna: no Im serious. Ill be right back. Wait for me.
Man#1: I will. And how about a dance
Tawanna: okay
As she was getting up another man walked up to her.
Man#2: hey baby, how you doin?! You know .if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and I together!! So how about U and I go to my room?
Tawanna: no thanks
They were close to the bar, and for whateva reason, the man asked her if he could get her a drink.
Waiter: thatll be $22.50
The two of them stared at each other then man#2 said..
Man#2: what chu looking at me for? You got in free!!
Tawanna: (being sarcastic) for real?
Then she walked off and went searching for eve, who was just leaving the ladies room, where the line was very long
Tawanna: gurl where you been?
Eve: up in there waitin! What chu been doin?
Tawanna: I met this guy. He seems really sweet.
Eve: is he cute
Tawanna: he said that he thought that he was the sexiest person here, but I want you to see how sexy he is.
Eve: well since he claimed that he was the sexiest person in here, I really need to see him!!
There was another man standing next to Brian and Eve was just about to say that yes indeed he was sexy, but things quickly changed.
Tawanna: well ..here he is!! Excuse me. (tawanna passed the other man up) Brian, meet my friend!
Eve: this is him?? Dammnnnnn!! How long have you been stayin at home? Excuse me, but did you say that you thought that you were the finest person in here?
well .you thought wrong. Why you still wearing a curl? This is Jamaica!!! Does your head get hot? You done left curl juice everywhere. Youll never come up missing, cuz all the cops have to do is follow the drip!! And why in the hell are you wearing glatinum (gold and platinum)? Oh lawd!! Dont make me get on yo grill!! (he had gold, silver, and yellow teeth. I guess tawanna cant see that good)
Brians feelings were hurt (I guess), because he didnt say anything, he just walked off!!
Tawanna: why did you do that?
Eve: cuz .hes UGLY!!!
Tawanna: well, you didnt have to be so rude!!!
As they were talking they were interrupted by two sexy men. One of them was the man that Eve thought tawanna was talking about and the other one was also sexy!
Man#3: excuse us for interrupting the two of you, but we had to take this chance before someone else did.
Man#4: We wanted to ask you if you if youd like to dance.
Tawanna and Eve stared at each other and said
T&E: sure!!
The first song they danced to was Alis- Breathe In Breathe Out
And wouldnt you know it! Tawanna can dance!!
Eve, Tawanna, Chris, and Maurice had the spotlight put on them. Tawanna was dancing with Maurice and Eve was dancing with Chris. The four of them danced and drank till they got drunk.
Maurice: I didnt catch your name
Tawanna: (drunk) prolly cuz I didnt throw it!!
Maurice: cmon, I bet your name is just like you!
Tawanna: what?
Maurice: beautiful!
Tawanna: awwwwwwwww
Maurice: so what is it?
Tawanna: my name is.....Alexis (lying again)!
Maurice looked at her funny
As time went by, Eve thought that it was best if they left. The guys gave them their numbers, and Maurice had to say good-bye to Alexis!!
Maurice: Alexis wait!!
Tawanna: what?!
Maurice: I just wanted to say hopefully see you later Tawanna!!!!!
They stared at each other for a few seconds and Maurice said,
Maurice: I knew all along!! You didn't have to lie
The two ladies left and headed home for some rest!!
~~~~Meanwhile at Club Kitty~~~~
(Club Kitty is really a club/strip club combined)
AI (who was not really feeling well), his friends, and mike vick, were having a good time. And of course they were surrounded by women/groupies.
Jay (ais friend): Im startin to love the island hos more then the hos at home!! They willing to do anything.
Jalen (not Jalen Rose sexy self, ais other friend): the hos at home will do anything too! Oh I forgot, you a rookie at things like this!!
Jay: whateva. Where ai at?
AI was on the dance floor!!! And wouldnt you know it!! AI cant dance naww Im messin with yall!!! And wouldnt you know it! AI can dance!! He danced with a woman named Teresa. He met her on the second floor, which is the strip club, and when she got off work, he had her to meet him downstairs.AI also went frod out and as they danced to R. Kellys Ignition Remix, she rubbed her hands through his fro!!
after they danced for a few, ai invited her to the v.i.p.
just as he was about to show him where to sit, she pushed him in his seat and gave him a lap dance.
Meanwhile, Mike was talking to a woman named, Alicia
Alicia: so what brings you here?
M: we just doin this show and they brought us down here.
A: what show is that?
M: Celebrity Real World
A: theres other celebs down here?
M: (tired of her questions) yeah. Lets go dance.
A: alright!
so all of them partied hard, and after a few hours, they headed home.
Meanwhile at home, Jennifer just finished talking to Ben and was now going downstairs to eat, but ran into Keyshawn.
j: hey
k: hey
j: (could barely hear him) why you so down?
k: this whole divorce thing.
j: oh. Ive been through that
k: I know!!
j: what did I do to you?
k: nothing
j: exactly, so dont take your problems out on me! I was just going to say, dont let this bring you down, because you have a lot going on! But I guess since youre mad at the world, then you can forget it!!
k: aight, Im sorry. I shouldnt take my problems out on you, youre just trying to help me out. What advice do you have?
j: well, dont let it get you down. You just have to take each day slowly. Just because youre getting a divorce does not mean its the end of the world. I mean, think about the kids (does he have kids?) . They wouldnt want to see their mom and dad arguing around them all the time. It would ruin them. there are some things that youll have to find out on your own.
k: thanks. What time is it?
j: 2:17a.m.
k: you hungry?
j: yeah
They told the chef what they wanted to eat, and they ate outside, by the pool in this area that was a dining area, but the tables were actually beds (I saw that on TV). The two of them talked for hours, and as they talked, they became more interested in each other.
when keyshawn went into the confessional, he announced that he may be jenny's next husband!!
Meanwhile,
It seemed as though lisa and ray would never work things out. As they worked different problems out new ones came up.
Ray: youre stressing yourself too much!
Lisa: I know, the doctor said so about an hour ago. Ray Im pregnant!!
Ray couldnt speak
Lisa: he called, and said that he made a mistake, and that I was pregnant.
Ray: P-P-Pregnant???!!!!
Lisa: uh huh. Look, we need to stop all of this. This is just way too much.
Ray: baby, thats what Ive been tryna say all along. You should know that I aint going nowhere. Youve been here for me always, thats why I love you so much.
Lisa: I love you too.
~We all know what happens after that~
Meanwhile, free, brat ( yes brat), Ashanti (I forgot about her), and Adrienne made that night ladies night. Earlier, they went and got their hair, nails, etc. done and went shopping.
The three of them didnt go to clubs, instead they went out to dinner, watched a movie, and called it a damn day!
During dinner this is what they talked about~
Adrienne: I cant believe that ho is here!!
Brat: I cant believe that my sister chose a man over me!!!
Ashanti: today is just one of those days that you wish it would just go way.
Their day/night was very boring, so it was really showed. Now on with the show ..
Meanwhile, at club 8 mile,
Nelly and luda ran into hot sauce and ll, and boy didnt the ladies go crazy when they saw ll!! One woman jumped on him!!
(their night was kinda boring too. Thats cuz I dont know what to write on them till a lil later. The producers just showed a few clips of them talking, and of course they got drunk too)
If you thought the party was over when most of them left the clubs or the movies then you thought wrong. Keyshawn and j.ho started a party of their own.
~~In the middle of the party~~
Brat and nelly were all hugged up. Brat thought that ai would get mad if he saw her with nelly, but he didnt pay her any attention, she just thought he was. The two of them (Nelly and brat) started kissing, then next thing you know, the two of them left together. Now, luda had to pay, cuz Nelly had won the bet.
Tawanna, who was drunk, felt guilty and thought that she should go apologize to ai for some of the things she said and did.
As she turned the corner, she thought that hot sauce was ai and started apologizing.
t: (stumbling and stuttering) baby, Im sorry for the way Ive .
hot sauce: Im not .
t: shhhhhhhhhh! Im sorry for the way Ive been acting. We came here to enjoy ourselves, but instead weve been arguing 24/7. Stop, and let me finish talking!!! baby, where are you going? Im not done talking to you! You know when we get home, I promise that a lot of things are going to change and itll be just like the old days. When we get home, I can say what I really want to say, because I cant say those since all these cameras are around. She kissed Allen then said, I love ..
Allen: Tawanna, WHAT THE f***???!!!
oh yeah.....
this is hard to say, but.....
~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~
So many errors in this. If you don't understand something, let me know. Maybe I can tell you what I meant. I refuse to go back and correct every error.
[ December 27, 2003: Message edited by: Allen_Iverson's_Mistress ]
Joined: Oct 29, 2002 Posts: 1081 Location: why u wanna know?
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2003 4:59 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
Adrienne is the girl from 2lh (2 lil ho's). This story was ova last year, I just had the last part. I don't know if I'll continue. If I get some thoughts and find the time, I will.
Joined: Oct 29, 2002 Posts: 1081 Location: why u wanna know?
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2003 5:06 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
LOL, thanks/welcome...what in the hell happened to yo story?!?! I've been waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and...do I need to continue? I was supposed to write another one: "Celebrity Battle of the Sexes" or something like that, but I can't sit still long enough to think about it.
[ December 27, 2003: Message edited by: Allen_Iverson's_Mistress ]
Joined: Nov 23, 2003 Posts: 312 Location: mother's belly
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2003 5:11 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
quote:Originally posted by Allen_Iverson's_Mistress:
LOL, thanks/welcome...what in the hell happened to yo story?!?! I've been waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and...do I need to continue? I was supposed to write another one: "Celebrity Battle of the Sexes" or something like that, but I can't sit still long enough to think about it.
[ December 27, 2003: Message edited by: Allen_Iverson's_Mistress ]
s*** I'll help u gurl I like to write. Oh my story well I saved it to a disk and errething but I just dont be feelin like typin it and I dont even go to AIF no more like talkin bout. I need to visit my 1st home. But if u want I could start all over from scratch ova here w/ my story. But my story is long as hell and I'm the only one that can write on it too cuz I can see if I write sumthin and yall add on but this story is already wrote.
Joined: Nov 23, 2003 Posts: 312 Location: mother's belly
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2003 5:20 am Post subject: **Celebrity Real World**
quote:Originally posted by Allen_Iverson's_Mistress:
Nawww, dats alright. You don't have to start over. I'll live. We'll come up with a badass story....one of these days
Hell yea whenever u ready just tell me and we'll right a bomb ass story.
looking up at her)Look...I'm married alright...
i am gonna read the whole thing
