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I3Balla4Life
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:13 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

This could be fun. Let's start a story about what you think really happened that night. What you think they were fighting about... what you think was said, ya know ........

I'll start I guess.......

Allen and Tawanna had been fighting for the past few days, so he decided to leave the house to a party. Later that night he came home pretty tipsy. He found Tawanna with his cousin watching TV.

AI: Shaun, get out of here!! Leave!!
(his cousin leaves)
Tawanna: Allen, why are you doing this?
AI: You be quiet! Why was his arm around you? Why ain't you never home?
Tawanna: I could say the same for you.
AI: I'm not in the mood for this s*** Tawanna!!!


y'all add to it, or start over and make it better... I don't really know what to write.
Tawanna:
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I3Balla4Life
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2002 3:58 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

oh... and I think AI's innocent, so ....... this story is just about what their Domestic Dispute was about .......
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hotgurl76
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2002 9:13 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Tawanna: His arm was around me comforting me becuz I was crying over u.

Allen: Well why didn't u confront me if u had a problem.

Tawanna: Cuz u don't eva listen.

Allen: How do u know I wouldn't listen this time?

Tawanna: Allen if u trusted me u wouldn't be flipping out about this. (Walks out the house and leaves.)

Allen: (Screaming) Tawanna come back.

Tawanna: (Her and Shaun get in the car)

Allen: (Comes chasing her and Shaun. Sees a bat and starts breaking the windows and her front windshield.)

Tawanna: (screaming) Allen Stop. (Pulls off)

Shaun: That man crazy. Fo real.

Tawanna: Where should we go?

Shaun: Somewhere he won't find us.

I got writer's block. ~Holla~
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2002 4:07 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

They drive off in a hurry with intentions of going to the Peabody Hotel while Allen is sitting at home pissed off.

A : (Talking out loud)What am I gone do, What I'm gone do? Maybe I was wrong. But naw that was my cousin, he wouldn't do no shyt like that.

He calls up his friend Courtney. (boy)
~telephone rings~
C: Hello?
A: Mane what I'm gone do, she left?
C: Calm down, tell me what happened,who left?
A: Tawanna. I came home and she was with Shaun. They was all hugged up and s***. Then she left with him.
C: What??!?! Ain't that yo cousin??
A: Yeah, what we gone do?
C: WE??? We ain't gone do nuthin. But if it was me I'd handle my biz. I wish my woman would be laid up with someone besides me. I'd beat the s*** out of her.
A: Naw, I ain't tryna hit her. That's why she left the first time, because I don't listen.
C: How else you gone handle it
A: I DON'T KNOW I just want her back
C: Well let's go find her, let me slip somethin on.

[ August 01, 2002: Message edited by: Lil Lady Iverson ]
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I3Balla4Life
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2002 9:21 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Courtney gets to AI's house. Allen calls his uncle Greg.
AI: What up man? my wife left again... come help me find her.
G: Aiight man whateva... why you always gettin into s*** like this?
AI: I don't know man... meet me at my crib.

Greg gets to his house and they leave for Shaun's apartment. When they get there, Courtney says he'll stay in the car and keep watch of things.

AI and Greg knock on the door. A strange looking teenage boy opens the door with a pen and paper.

AI: Shaun... you better let me in here!!!
The strange boy opens the door.
AI: Who the hell are you? You don't live here.
Hakim: I'm Hakim. I'm a friend of Charles Jones. Will you sign my autograph.
AI: Man ...later, I ain't got time for this. Who the hell is Charles Jones? Where's my cousin Shaun? Where's my wife?
Hakim: I don't know.
AI: Nigga don't play... where are they?

Hakim calls Charles. Charles walks over in poom poom pantz.

Charles Jones: Yes? Ooooooh... you are Mr. Allen Iverson. You are so fine! yummmmm....
(Charles is checking him out from his head to his toes... Charles touches Allen's chest.)

AI: Nigga.......you betta take yo faggot ass hands off of me!
Charles Jones: Or else what?
AI: Or else I'ma kill yo nasty, stank ass.
(Charles gets scared...... he looks at a bulge in AI's pants (his balls...lol) and asks...

Charles Jones: Are you packing man?
AI: Nigga, if you say one more stupid comment, I swear somebody's gonna get hurt. Now where the f*** is my wife? Where is Shaun? Why are you in here with this kid?
Charles Jones: Come down Allen, yes, I don't know where your wife or cousin is.
AI: That's bullshit!!!!!!! You know that I know that you know where they are!!!
CJ: No, I don't.
AI: Whatever fool, let me use the phone.
CJ: No, this is my apartment... who gave you permission to use the phone.
AI: B-tch you betta shut up!!! I pay the rent for my cousin in this damn apartment.
CJ: Well you don't pay my rent.
AI: You damn straight I don't, and I never would.

Meanwhile, Gregory gets the wedding pics.

Allen calls his wife's cell phone. She picks up.

AI: Tawanna, where are you?
T: I don't want to talk to you or see you.
AI: T, don't do this to me girl!!! I love you!!!!!!! Where are you?
T: Allen...
AI: I'm coming for you....... I'll find you.......
T: Allen, I don't want to see you. Leave me alone!
AI: Why, don't you love me still? I'm your husband! Why don't you want to see me?
T: Because you screw things up too many times. You always say or do the wrong things, and it hurts me. You never listen and you always jump to conclusions.
AI: Tawanna, I'm trying! Give me another chance! Tawanna... *dial tone*
Tawanna hangs up on him...

Allen turns and looks at Charles.

AI: Nigga, will you put some damn clothes on! You're making me sick. Aiight, I'ma call my wife again, and you gonna act like I'm hurting you ok?

CJ: Why?

AI: No questions, .......just to the damn thing!!!!!!!

Allen calls Tawanna back.

T: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!
AI: T, I'm hurting this guy... I'ma hurt somebody because of you!!! Don't make me violent!!! Don't turn me into something I'm not!!!!!!!
T: You're drunk Allen, that's another part of the reason I left. Get some sleep... you're scaring me.
AI: I'm really hurting him!!! (he takes off one of his shoes and throws it against a cabinet to make some noise like if he threw him against a wall)
T: You are scaring me Allen.
AI: Tawanna, I love you!!!!!!! Where are you???
T: Stop drinking!!! *hangs up the phone*

Allen turns to Charles.

AI: Nigga, you sad.
(then he turns to his uncle Greg.......)
AI: Aiight man, let's go... she ain't wanna tell me where she is. Let's come up with another plan.
Greg: Aiight.

They go back to the car.... while driving out they wave to a resident of the apartment complex.
AI: Wuz-up cat daddy?
Resident: Nothin man... oh hold up...
*after AI leaves* That was Allen Iverson!!!!!!!

Aiight... I felt like writing a lot....... lol
Help me out y'all .......
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2002 10:49 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

The resident runs and tells all his friends.

A: So what now man?
C: I'ont know. What you thinkin Greg.
G: I'ont give a f***. Yall young niggas is crazy. In my day wouldn't none of this shyt happen.
A: I don't need a story, I NEED a plan.
C: Why don't we just wait and see what happens. I mean what would you say to her anyway?
A: I would try to make peace with her. I mean, I do wrong sometimes but everybody makes mistakes.
C: Just tell her that man.
A: Naw, Tawanna don't understand mistakes.
C: Well check this out, I got the peacemaker right here.
*****{Courtney pulls out a gun}*****

A: WHOA, what the f*** is that? Hell naw nigga you gots to go with that shyt! Put that shyt up!
C: Nigga quit bullshitting witcha yaself. You actin like you never been around guns. We grew up around guns, stop trippin. You a rich boy, can't handle ya biz like a man now?

A: I ain't tryna get caught up.
C: Greg tell ya nephew to tone his voice down.
G: I'ont give a f*** what you yungsta's do.


[ August 02, 2002: Message edited by: Lil Lady Iverson ]
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I3Balla4Life
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 5:18 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

They decide to go to a bar so Allen can calm down and think about things. Courtney finally puts the gun away.

*at the bar*

AI: *sipping on some liquor* Damn man, I miss my wife. Why do I always f*ck up and then she leaves.

C: What can I say Ive? s*** happens.

AI: Greg, you got those wedding pictures?

G: Yea Ive, here they are.......

AI: Thanks man ....... oh look at my beautiful wifey! That was the best day of my life straight up. Why did she have to leave me again? I miss her so much. We gotta go find her. *AI takes another drink then walks towards the exit door*

C: Damn Ive, where the hell are you going?

AI: To go look for her....... ain't y'all niggaz coming?

C: Man Ive, you can't go driving like that ....... nigga you tipsy.

G: AI, why don't we go home son ....... we'll continue the search tommorrow. You need to get the liquor outa ya system and you need to rest. Yo woman wouldn't wanna see you like this.

C: Yea Ive .......

AI: Aiight ... y'all niggaz gotta point....... let's go .......


*they leave to they respected cribs*
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:33 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

THEY LEAVE THE BAR AND EVERYBODY GOES HOME

THE NEXT DAY

ALLEN WAKES UP

A: Damn, my head hurt. What time is it?
(Looks at the clock) Only 4:30. This girl driving me crazy.
*He calls Courtney again* ~telephone rings~
C: Sup (he says tiredly)
A: Eh Courtney we gotta go...
*he interrupts*
C: Allen? It's you AGAIN. Nigga go to sleep. What the f*** you doing calling me at some 4 in the morning?
A: Don't hang up man, we GOTTA find her.
C: Damn.........can't you wait?
A: NO
C: I'll be there in a lil while. This the last time I'm coming to get yo ass.
A: Whateva nigga
C: One

~*Courtney arrives*~

C: (Calls Allen up)
A: hello?
C: Yeah nigga, I'm outside
A: Mane I'm sleep now
C: WHAT?!?! Nigga don't make me beep the horn
A: Aight, Hold up
(he slips on his brandname A.I sweats)
He gets into the car and they pull off
C: So where we headed?
A: Maybe some hotels, look around. He ain't at his house.
C: Which one?
A: Everyone
C: Nigga you madd crazy if you think I'ma go to every hotel for this B...I mean girl on my gas money
A: Aight, I got you then
(Allen reaches into his pocket and pulls out his wallet) He hands Courtney the money
C: WHAT?!?! TWO DOLLARS? I COULD'VE DID THAT SHYT
A: I'ma give you a lil bit each trip
C: Nigga I ain't no lil kid. How you gone ration my money?
A: Naw it ain't like that. It's just in case
I don't decide to go EVERYWHERE
C: It ain't gone hurt you rich boy
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AllensBabyGirl3
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 9:38 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Lil Lady Iverson that was funny, he handed him two dollars im laughin my ass off!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 9:39 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Lil Lady Iverson that was funny, he handed him two dollars im laughin my ass off!
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 9:41 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

WELL............I TRY
THANX
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Ta'Shanda
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 9:59 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

It was funny. Keep up the jokes.
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 10:12 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

WHY THANK YOU.
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I3Balla4Life
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 5:49 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

LMAO ... Lil Lady Iverson, that was funny as hell!!! Keep the story going ....... :-D
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:26 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

THANX.....
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 9:59 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

*They pull in at a gas station and stop at a pump*
A: Go pay for the gas
C: Nigga you ain't bout to go embarrass me
A: Embarrass? What's to be in embarrassed about?
C: You. You so cheap. You expect me to pay for some gas with two dollars. I can't make a u-turn with that kinda gas. That won't even get me out the gas station.
A: Aight nigga I'm going.
(shuts door and walks into the store)
*The ghettofied clerk spots Allen*
Clk: OH MY GOD!! YOU ALLEN IVERSON!! OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!! YOU ARE THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NBA!! I WATCH ALL YO GAMES!!
*She shakes his hand estatically*
A: Thank you, but I'm sort of in a rush, so if you could please just...
Clk: I understand. Could I please have your autograph? It would really mean a lot to me.
Oh and if you could donate some money to the United Negro College fund?
A: Sure. (He signs his name)And can I get two dollars on pump 3?
Clk: Two dollars? (she says ghetto-like)
A: Yeah, hook it up.
Clk: Hook it up? I can't hook nothing up with two dollaz,I can't believe you. Trying to get a good deal and you coming in herre
spending yo bubble gum money. And what about the Negro fund? Oh never mind, I wouldn't want you to spend yo TWO DOLLARS
A: Thanx. You wouldn't believe how many fans don't understand that. Its nice to know yall out there
Clk: (Looks at Allen stupid)
A: You take care.
Clk: Un huh, you too.
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hotgurl76
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 12:42 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

LMBAO!! That was cute and hella funny keep it up gurl!!
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I3Balla4Life
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 2:20 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

LMAO!!!!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That was good!!!!!!! I can't think of nothing to write to back that up ..... keep goin with yo ideas gurl..... they great!!!!!!!
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Mz. Iverson
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 2:54 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Damn that girl crazy.
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 5:11 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Thanx to all. Who's next to write?
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hotgurl76
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 5:21 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

U
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 5:25 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Sorry pimpjuice, its somebody else's turn
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 5:47 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Lil Lady Iverson ur story iz hype...damn u good at dis s***!
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 5:50 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Thank ya pimpjuice.
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I3Balla4Life
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 5:40 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

I would be next to write, but I look silly writing after lil lady iverson .

hotgurl76, how bout you write
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 8:18 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

How will you look silly? We just took turns one after another if you look at it. And trust me I'm silly all by myself pimpjuice.
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hotgurl76
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 11:31 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

I guess I'll go next. I'll write when I get back right now I g2 roll out 2 a wedding. ~Holla~
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 4:49 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Allen: (Fills the tank up as far as it will go)

Courtney: I bet u felt real stupid goin in there asking for some s*** like that/

Allen: Nah mane, she understood.

Courtney: (Laughing w/e)

Allen: So let's got to the Hilton first.

Allen: (They arrive @ the Hilton) Have u seen a red escalade with busted up windows?

Security Gaurd: No.

Allen: aight thanx.

Courtney: So what should we do next?

Allen: We should go to another hotel. How bout the Peabody.

Courtney: Aight.

(They drive to the Peabody and they walk in.)

Allen: Have you seen my wife? Her name is Tawanna and she bright skin and has brown curly hair.

Front Desk: Yes, she checked out earlier this mornin.

Allen: aight thanx.

(Allen and Courtney leave)

I got writer's block
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 5:06 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Represent tha M-Town. We in here deep. And you did good. Why you make it so short? I done got some popcorn and you wrote 12 sentences. Keep going. And how was the wedding?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 6:54 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Lil Lady Iverson get your crazy ass off this site Go type some I done got me some popcorn
But hotgurl76 did type some good stuff had me smiling then I scroll down some more it aint nothin else.
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hotgurl76
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 11:04 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Ya'll crazy. But the wedding was ghettO. The balloon popped in the middle of their vowels. Scared everybody cuz we in The Mound so they thoght it was a gun shot. Then my auntie busted out laughing 2x. It was str8 though. I shall continue.

Allen: Just take me home mane I'm depressed.

Courtney: (Laughing) On the real u need help cuz u got some deeeep issues.

Allen: Mane I know. I think that ain't nothin a lil jen and juice won't solve.

Courtney: Fa sho.

Allen and Courtney get 2 the house get they drink on and fall asleep.

Next Day

Allen: (wakes up and hears some1 come in the dor)

Tawanna: I see u and Courtney had a lil party

Allen: Yeah we were celebrating ur ass not being here.

Tawanna: Ah so it's like that? U act like I didn't see your numba on my phoone 17x.

Courtney: Nigga u is whipped. (laughin)

Allen: (huggin Tawanna) Nah. I just missed mah baby.

Tawanna: uhn huh. That's sweet of u. I missed u too. A lil bit. I was beginnin to get scared though I thought u was stalkin me.

Courtney: (clears his throat) (tryin to whisper) he was

Tawanna: U know u can't whisper.

Courtney: I've been insulted and I feel like I am no longer welcome, I'm bout to roll out.

Allen: I on't think u should take ur car.

Courtney: Y?

Allen: cuz u on e nigga.

Courtney: ahh yeah foolin which yo cheap ass.

Allen: Just take one of my cars and u betta bring it back 2.

Courtney: aight mane w/e.

Courtney leaves

Tawanna: So did u really miss me or just wanted me back cuz u was scared I was with some other nigga?

Allen: Both, but mostly becuz I missed u.

Tawanna: uhn huh. U need 2 get ur tempa under control and stop jumpin to conclusions.

Allen: what chu mean jumpin to conclusions?

Tawanna: Just cuz I was in our bedroom w/Sean and the door closed and his arm around me don't mean I was actually doin something w/him.

Allen: So what were u doing w/him then? Please let me know!

Tawanna: If I wanted Sean I would LET U KNOW! And if I wanted 2 do something w/Sean I wouldn't do it in our house, in our bedroom, with our kids around. And I would think u know me betta than that!

Allen: I'm sorry baby I just let my tempa get the best of me. I just couldn't believe what I thought I was seein. I couldn't imagine myself loosin u 2 my cousin. I mean what does he have that I don't?

Tawanna: Nothin' and that's why I don't want him. Allen afta 11 years and two kids I wouldn't dare leave u now. And I will always be with u 4eva. And if I was gone leave u it wouldn't be fa no otha nigga. Believe that!!!

Allen: (Smilin) That's good 2 know!!!!

That's it fa now. ~Holla~
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 1:53 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

quote:
Originally posted by hotgurl76:
Ya'll crazy. But the wedding was ghettO. The balloon popped in the middle of their vowels. Scared everybody cuz we in The Mound so they thoght it was a gun shot. Then my auntie busted out laughing 2x. It was str8 though. I shall continue.


HaHa! Yall was in orange mound at a wedding?
Then I know it was ghetto!


[ August 05, 2002: Message edited by: Lil Lady Iverson ]
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hotgurl76
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 2:36 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Gurl yeah it was at my auntie church. The church look like a house. They ain't have no air or nothin. My auntie had on a blue formal dress and she made her own train with her head piece it had glitter on it and everything. Gurl it was ghetto the tha fullest. But it was str8 though. ~Holla~
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 2:52 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

LMAO......
AND THE 2ND PART WAS REALLLLL GOOD. IT WAS FUNNY! ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WAS CELEBRATING HER ASS NOT BEING THERE!

[ August 05, 2002: Message edited by: Lil Lady Iverson ]
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 7:29 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

GOT THAT POPCORN
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I3Balla4Life
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 4:32 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

lol ... y'all funny

Aiight I'll continue the story

*** 3 days later ***

Tawanna's in the bedroom watching TV. Allen had just finished taking a shower and is getting his clothes on.

Tawanna: Allen, honey come over here... come look at this.

Allen: Aiight ... (he walks over to the TV with her)

Tawanna: I just saw on the news that you are being charged honey.

Allen: What the hell are you talking about? Charged? For what?

Tawanna: Threatening two guys while looking for me with a gun and putting it to their head?

Allen: Damn Tawanna, quit scaring me. What guy is this?

Tawanna: Some guy named Charles Jones. Allen, did you do it? Did you put a gun to his head?

Allen: Hell no T, you know me better than that, I ain't that crazy. It was them niggas I was on the phone with you at Shaun's apartment, but I didn't threaten them. I told you on the phone I was hurting them, remember? But I was playing to get you to leave where you at and come back to me. I wasn't serious, and I had no gun.

Tawanna: Honey, I understand, but you in some deep s*** right now. Look .......

(The news comes back on.
76ers Guard Allen Iverson is being accused of threatening two men at gunpoint while looking for his wife and is wanted by the police. A probe will take into affect today. Investigators are trying to find more information)

Allen: Tawanna, what do I do? I can't believe this is happening! What if I went to jail for this s***?

Tawanna: Don't worry baby, I'm with you to the end.
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 4:58 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I'M LIKING THIS. WHAT IF THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:53 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

A: Damn, you know I knew this shyt would happen. I knew that one day something was gone catch me. I thought I was over the drama, I was gone live right and be a better man. Here we go again. Why everybody on me for shyt I never do? It's always me and nobody else.
T: I don't know but what we gone do?
A: I don't know, you know I'ma go to court. What choice do I got?
T: Call Johnny Cochrin.
A: I don't think so. That nigga probably like O.J better than me.
T: Well, I don't know, but....
~*(knock on door)*~
Two white cops arrive. Tawanna opens the door after looking in the peephole. She told Allen it was the police.They walk into the house unannounced.
5.0: Mr. Iverson you are under arrest for the assault of Charles Jones. You have the right to.....
(they continue and Allen talks over them)

A:No, damn. Uhhhhh. f*** this shyt. Tawanna call me a lawyer and get me out. You hear me.
T: Okay (panicking)
A: I'm sick of this shyt. Grab my ankle don't let me go!! (yelling)
T: (grabs ankle)
5.0: Ma'am let go of the ankle or you will be arrested for participating in resisting commands from an officer.
T: Well, sorry Allen.

Meanwhile Allen is in jail, sitting in a cell on the floor at night. The jail was dark and Allen sat down next to the bars to see out in the hall. He was waiting to see a lawyer so he could leave.

He sees two inmates jacking off. A faggot spots him and sits down then..........
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 12:26 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

LOL Damn Well sorry Allen. Yo ass is crazy.
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 12:29 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

I REALLY TRIED TO BE MORE SERIOUS. I THINK YOU SHOULD BE MORE SENSITIVE TOWARDS MY FEELINGS.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 1:07 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Im sorry.
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 1:11 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

ITS OKAY, BUT YA KNOW I'M REALLY SENSITIVE
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 2:26 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Gurl next time we will take ur feelings into consideration but continue on cuz u wrote about 10 lines. ~Holla~
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 2:41 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

LOL @ HOTGURL76
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 2:53 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

come on now finish what u got cuz this is gettin good. LOL. I wanna get 2 where they r now in real life. ~Holla~
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 2:56 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

HE SAYS (F.I.=FAGGOT INMATE)
F.I: You lonely??
A: Mane I'm just lost.
F.I: I was like that, but I found a way to get rid of it.
A: (turns and looks at the inmate weird and curiously asks)
A: What??
F.I: (trys to reach over and kiss A.I)
A: (pushes inmate off) Get the f*** off me you faggot
F.I: You one of us boo, you just don't know it yet.
A: BOO?!?!? WHAT THE f*** NIGGA YOU WANT ME TO WHOOP YO ASS?
F.I: SPANK IT! (SAYS WHISPERINGLY SEXY)
~*Allen serves oh fag and the rest of the inmates watch and cheer*~
The F.I's lover jumps on Allen.
A: the f*** off me!
F.I's lover: You hurt my boo!!
A: f*** you get off me!!
After the fight Allen sits back in the same spot on the floor.
An officer walks to the gate.
O: Iverson, let's go you're out.
A: (Thinking) Thank God.
F.I: He was the only man I ever loved.
A: Man hury up get me out here.
The officer escorts Allen out.
He spots Tawanna and a man in a suit.
He rushes toward her and hugs her tight. Then.....
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 2:59 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

then what?
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 3:12 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Then its yo motherfuckin turn. Who you think I am? Webster? Naw nigga Naw nigga Naw Naw Naw
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Lil Iverson 03
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:09 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

I think that Lil Lady Iverson should keep the story goin. Someone else might ruin the whole story.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:41 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Allen: I missed u so much. I had 2 whoop this guy's ass and his lover. Baby, I saw some faggots f***ing and then one of em tried to come on 2 me.

Tawanna: Baby I missed u 2 and I was scared but I know u can hould ur own.

Lawyer: Well we posted bond, and we r going to get u home and then u can tell me what really did happen so we can get ready for your preliminary hearing on Monday. Alright?

Allen: Yeah. I understand.

(They leave and return back to the Iverson Mansion)

Allen: The kids still w/my mama?

Tawanna: Yeah

Allen: I need 2 take a shower.

Tawanna: I was gonna tell u that earlier but I ain't wanna hurt yo feelings.

Allen: HA HA. U neva cared about hurtin my feelins befo.

Tawanna: Well now is different u goin thru some shyt and I wanna be there fo u. And that includes bein considerate of yo feelins.

Allen: That's sweet of u. Well I'll be back in about 20 min.

Tawanna & Lawyer: alright

Lawyer: So let's discuss what happened?

Tawanna: Well me and Allen had a fight on June 30th and the 1st. He went 2 a party 2 clear his mind on the 2nd in DC. Then he came back on the 3rd and our son told him that me and his cousin Sean were up in our bedroom togetha. So, Allen comes up there and sees us and automatically jumps 2 conlcusions and just goes off.

Lawyer: What do u mean by goes off? Like what did he do?

Tawanna: He started yelling and screaming and he kicked Sean out tha house. He was asking me how could I do that 2 him and he was actually tryin 2 do right and come home and apologize 2 me for the previous fight we had.

Lawyer: OK so he didn't kick u out tha house naked o nething right?

Tawanna: Hell nah. Allen wouldn't eva do that! I left tha house and I took a lot of clothes with me and checked into a hotel. That's when he took a bat and busted my windshield and 2 of my windows. But, I got them fixed. He wasn't tryin to hurt me but he was mad and when he gets mad he does things like that. Plus he was a lil' tipsy. He wasn't drunk but he wasn't exactly in his right mind. If he had been completetly soba he wouldn't have done that.

Lawyer: Ok. Now u know I hafta write all this down so I'll know? U can't leave nething out, okay?

Tawanna: Yeah, I know.

Lawyer: Do u know nething else? What about tha gun do u know of Allen having a gun?

Tawanna: Allen does not own a gun and doesn't have one. I don't think that was a gun that was his 2way. His 2way has a bulge bcuz he pulls his shirt down over it and it's black.

Lawyer: OK. Well I'm going to leave becuz surprisingly u gave me all the information I need to get started. Tell Allen I'll be back on Sunday night 2 go over our argument for the hearing. I will also be meeting with the Philadelphia police again on Friday and will contact him. I do believe they will be doing a search tomorrow so one of my reps will be here for that. They'll call before they come. OK Mrs. Iverson?

Tawanna: OK. Thank u so much I really appreciate it.

That's it peeps.
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hotgurl76
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:44 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

And I don't think I ruined the whole story. If I did let me know. ~Holla~
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:52 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

FIRST OFF NO U DID NOT. AND SECOND OF ALL THIS SHYT IS STARTING TO SOUND VERY REALISTIC. I CAN ACTUALLY SAY I THINK THIS IS SOMETHING OF THE NATURE OF WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
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hotgurl76
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 6:00 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Gurl, I know. I am starting to believe what I am seein in here. I mean and we just sayin what we think happened and this is probably what really happened. I think we got it goin on up in hea. Aight who next? ~Holla~
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 7:07 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

LMAO! Gurl u done lost ur mind. I g2g. ~Holla~
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 7:14 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

BETS BELIEVE I'LL NEVER FIND IT!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:39 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

ALLEN COMES DOWN, ALL REFRESHED WIT HIS SIXERS JERSEY AND JEANS ON WIT A SKULLY ,I3 HAT AND SOME FRESH TIMS. SHE LOOKS AT HIM.
T- WHERE U GOIN?
A- DAMN WHY I GOTTA BE GOIN SOMEWHERE IM JUST GETTIN HOME AND U STARTIN ALREADY.
T- LOOK IM NOT TRYIN TO GET INTO THIS WIT U BUT WHY THE HELL ARE U DRESSED ALL UP TO SIT IN THE DAMN HOUSE THE LAWYER SAID HE WOULD ADVISE YOU TO KEEP YA ASS IN THE HOUSE.
A- LOOK IM NOT GOIN NO WHERE, I KNOW THEY OUT THERE WAITIN FOR ME TO MOVE (HE POINTS OUT THE WINDOW TO THE REPORTERS AND COP CARS) I MEAN LOOK AT THESE MUTHAFUCKAS OUT HERE BLOCKIN MY s*** OFF!
T- SO WHY U DRESSED UP?
A- WHY THE f*** IS U TRIPPIN DAMN I GOT PEOPLE COMIN OVER IM BOUT TO HAVE A PARTY?
T- WELL WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY DAT, YOU THE ONE THAT MAKE EVERYTHING ALL DIFFICULT!
A- WHY ARE YOU HOLLLERIN, DID I HOLLER AT YOU?
T- NO BUT YOU STILL COULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU WAS HAVIN A PARTY?
A- SO I GOT TO CHECK WIT YOU TO HAVE A PARTY IN MY OWN DAMN HOUSE MAN GO HEAD SOMEWHERE WIT DAT, HE WALKS AWAY FROM HER AND GOES TO CALL HIS PEEPS TO SEE WHAT WAS GOIN ON.

DJ COREY AK CAME AND SET UP THEN PEOPLE STARTED ARRIVIN AROUND 11PM. THEY GOT THE DRINKS OUT AND THE PARTY GOT CRUNK. TAWANNA WENT UPSTAIRS AND WENT TO SLEEP WHILE ALLEN GOT HIS PARTY ON...................KEEP IT GOIN...................HOLLA
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I3Balla4Life
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 4:23 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

*** About 5 AM *** ....... the "heated" conversation .......

Allen's aunt Jesse, an older woman comes up to Allen and starts scolding him.

Jesse Iverson: What the hell is wrong with you? Your mother should be ashamed of you!

AI: Man, I ain't in the mood for this s***.

Jesse Iverson: Don't you dare curse when around me boy, show some respect for your elders!

AI: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have spoken to you that way.

Jesse Iverson: Son, you had no reason to get yourself into this mess. You have a family, you have money, a nice home, and you're a great basketball player... why do you always find a way to mess things up. I know you aren't guilty probably of most of those things, but you shouldn't have been in that situation in the first place. What's going on son, is something really wrong going on in your life? Tell me about it.

AI: I love my wife, I love her with all my heart. I am trying **his eyes get watery with tears** I am really trying to be a good person, father, husband, ya know? I mean well. I saw her with my cousin, and I got hurt, I don't know why. I know she wouldn't do anything like that to hurt me, but at that moment in time I didn't know. I had been drinking and I lost controll of my emotions. I love her so much.

**Jesse puts her arms around him to comfort him. **

Mrs. Jesse Iverson: Son, in life things like this are going to happen, but you just gotta stay strong like you've been doing. I know you mean well. You have a good heart. Anything else that's been on your mind lately?

AI: Yea, Ra. I cry every time I see something that reminds me of him. We was supposed to be down for whatever forever, and then he left me. Why'd Ra have to go man? And now I'm so hurt. All I think about is him, I can't sleep sometimes knowing that life is so short and precious, and I may not be here the next day. That's why I live every day like there's no tommorrow, and play every game like it's my last. I don't want to go back to Hampton, it's too painful. I have my charity events to do and stuff, but I ain't ready to go back.

Mrs. Jesse I: **trying to comfort him and help him feel better** It's alright baby, it's all going to be alright. You have God on your side.

AI: Thanks auntie.

Mrs. Jesse I: Any time for my favorite nephew.
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MizDiamonds
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 5:36 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

This story is da bomb and it sounds like what probobaly really happened that night.

Ya'll keep tha good work up!!!
And aint noboby gonna finish it, its too damn good to stop now.
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AllensBabyGirl3
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 11:10 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

I cant even keep dat goin, damn got me ready to cry. This s*** is so believable
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hotgurl76
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2002 12:17 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

I know. So..... who next? I think it's Lil' Lady Iverson's turn.~Holla~
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Lil Lady Iverson
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2002 2:06 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

I THINK NOT AND I WILL NOT BE WRITING ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS STORY. I THINK I WROTE ENOUGH...LOL...AND MUCH PROPS TO ABG3, I3BALLA, AND GURL76! YALL ALL DID REALL GOOD!
HOLLA AT THA LIL LADY, THA #1 LADY!
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hotgurl76
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2002 6:22 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Nooooooooo. Well somebody gotta write next. I wrote enough myself. So who next? ~Holla~
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Tricina
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2002 6:36 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

somebody turned the story around. somebody in hear worte the part of Allen going to jail before the party. because really the party takes place before he actually goes to jail. well im just gonna start where I think it's right.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2003 6:52 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

this had me crackin

ok i promise this is my very last 1 to bring back. i am serious.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 7:37 pm    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

I LOVE IT
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 7:03 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

Yo that story was good keep doin your thang
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Karamel3A.I.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:00 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

When are the stories going to start back up anyway? I never did finish mine from AIZone about Allen and Keiauna.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:10 am    Post subject: Let's make up a story about what happened on July 3rd.......

YALL ARE DOING THE STORIES UP!KEEP IT GOING..GOD BLESS,ANSWER_AI
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