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I3Balla4Life
Sixth Man


Joined: Jul 28, 2002
Posts: 98
Location: TN

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:57 am    Post subject: A Kobe and Ive story .......

*(this ish is made up for your viewing pleasure and entertainment..... do not take any of it seriously.......)*

BREAKING NEWS:

Los Angeles Laker Shooting Guard Kobe Bryant shot at Philadelphia 76ers Shooting Guard Allen Ezail Iverson 2 times with a BB gun, once in the arm, and once aimed towards the opposite arm.......although he missed. It is said that he shot at him for having nicer hair than him, a cuter face, and a better crossover dribble, and jumpshot ....... The Sixers Shooting Guard was said to be unharmed, other than a small cut/puncture in his left arm from the shot. He is expected to be available for the beginning of training camp, and the Sixers season.

Investigators say that Kobe allegedly used a BB gun he acquired from his teammate Rick Fox to fire the shots. Cops said they also found a mega power Super Soaker water gun in his car along with a whoopie cushion. Bryant's original attempt was supposedly to scare the Sixer Guard.

Kobe let out his apologies for any fans he may have offended by his immature and criminal actions this morning at the Philadelphia Police Department.
Kobe expressed the fact that he felt shadowed by Iverson in his home town. Kobe, being born in Lower Merion in the suburbs of Philadelphia, claims that he feels betrayed by Philadelphia fans who now root for this, "Thuggish, little, scrawny, annoying, cornrowed new hero to them....... and he ain't even from Philly!!!!!" Kobe protested.

"Why can't they cheer for me the way they do that little uneducated thug."
A reporter was quick to remind Kobe that he didn't attend college, so he had no right to pick on Iverson for being uneducated, considering he had a biger education than him.
Iverson was interviewed in the hospital later in the morning, expressing his sympathy for Kobe.
"That nigga needs help. I mean, how could he do this to me? I hate him! Yet I don't because it's not right to hate him, I feel sorry for him. But he hurt me and this affects my family. What a b-tch ass nigga! What a jerk!"

Iverson continues, "Well, I know everything happens for a reason. I ain't dead atleast. My arm will heal....... it's just a little cut and a small hole, and hopefully I can return for the upcoming season to be better than ever and let out some revenge on the Lakers! Mark my words!"

Iverson said he is not pressing charges, but also suggested that Kobe get some mental help.

Kobe got bailed out later in the afternoon with $5,000 in bail money. It is his first run-in with the law.

Meanwhile, Sixers fans and Iverson fans on the streets are saying they are looking forward to next season.

"I can't wait!" one girl said, "Allen Iverson is going to be the MVP again, and we are gonna win a championship!"

The rest is yet to be seen.
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Lil Lady Iverson
All-Star


Joined: Apr 21, 2002
Posts: 903

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 7:19 am    Post subject: A Kobe and Ive story .......

You slow
But that shyt was funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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AllensBabyGirl3
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Joined: Mar 27, 2002
Posts: 1163
Location: Philly Always

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 9:28 am    Post subject: A Kobe and Ive story .......

quote:
Originally posted by Lil Lady Iverson:
You slow
But that shyt was funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Girl im wit you that was funny as hell!
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danger99109
Sixth Man


Joined: Jul 30, 2002
Posts: 68
Location: shanghai.china

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 1:16 pm    Post subject: A Kobe and Ive story .......

quote:
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Originally posted by Lil Lady Iverson:
You slow
But that shyt was funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
xixixixixix
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I3Balla4Life
Sixth Man


Joined: Jul 28, 2002
Posts: 98
Location: TN

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 5:55 pm    Post subject: A Kobe and Ive story .......

lol I am slow? LOL ... well sometimes....... nahhh just playing. It was like almost 12, my dad was about to bust my ass any minute for being up so late (he like me to go to bed early because I do a lot of work-out/ practice during the day) and so I said, what the hell... ain't nothin betta to do...

So I wrote that "news article"....... which I felt was really, really stupid, but hey ....... I gots love for Ivo and none for Kobe ....... lol

Holla back Lil Lady Iverson .......

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Lil Lady Iverson
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Joined: Apr 21, 2002
Posts: 903

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:19 pm    Post subject: A Kobe and Ive story .......

Everybody a lil slow. Look at me
And you knew you should've been sleep.

[ August 03, 2002: Message edited by: Lil Lady Iverson ]
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I3Balla4Life
Sixth Man


Joined: Jul 28, 2002
Posts: 98
Location: TN

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:28 pm    Post subject: A Kobe and Ive story .......

LOL!!!!! I feel you gurl.......
you funny and you cool with me...
am I cool with you?
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Lil Lady Iverson
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Joined: Apr 21, 2002
Posts: 903

PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:29 pm    Post subject: A Kobe and Ive story .......

OF COURSE YA KNOW THE DAMN DEAL
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