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A.I.lova · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 1:38 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

I was jus sitting here and I was thinking (hint the name of the topic) instead of having 12000 "Im bored topics" (not that there is nething wrong with them) how about engage in an intriging topic full of brilliant mind boggling questions like where u can feel free to ask questions or just say things that your thinking about....but remember keep it intelligent......like..

1) Why is it called peanut butter if theres no butter?

2) And if you were to choke a smurf wut color would it turn

3) And have you ever noticed that the Chapter about Africa (or black history) be one of the shortest chapters that you learn in history?

4) If god sneezes what do you say.....?

(lol, ah hell dont mind me, Im bored.)

Bamagrl3 · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 1:43 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

NEVA THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY.
I GOT ONE:
CAN A MAN WIT NO LEGS RUN FOR PRESIDENT?

A.I.lova · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 1:47 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

lol.....

* If your nose is running why dont u catch it?

* How come black people take 2 hours to get ready for church, get there late and leave early?

* And why is it called "turle pie" if there aren't any turtles in them?

Ice · Rookie Joined: Jan 17, 2004 Posts: 47

Why is "colonel" pronounced like "kernel" when there is no "r" in it???

Bamagrl3 · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 1:48 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

LOL!!

I GOT A RIDDLE 4 YA'LL SO READ IT CAREFULLY:
THE PERSON WHO MAKES IT DOESNT WANT IT
THE PERSON WHO WANTS IT DOESNT NEED IT AND
THE PERSON WHO NEEDS IT DOESNT KNOW THEY NEED IT. WHAT IS IT?

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Bamagrl3 · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:52 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

DA ANSWER TO DA RIDDLE IS...
A CASKET!!

LOL. YA'LL KNOW IM CRAZY SO IGNORE DAT!!

AI3girl · All-Star Joined: Apr 3, 2002 Posts: 898 Location: Chicago

I GOT SOMETHING

FUZZY WUZZY WAS A BEAR
FUZZT WUZZY HAD NO HAIR
FUZZY WUZZY WASN'T VERY FUZZY WAS HE?

Bamagrl3 · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 3:26 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

Ice · Rookie Joined: Jan 17, 2004 Posts: 47

I woulda neva guessed that casket joke...lol...but nope...fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy.

Kimi_luv · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 4:46 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

Lol I like these type of topics

How come America so quick to help out other countries before it helps out its own people?

Why do Korean people always run the nail shops?

Pretty told me this one

If u throw a kitty out the window while driving in ya car, does that kitty become kitty litter?

And what in the hell possed people to throw all the scraps of pig together and call it hotdogs and bologna?

Why is it that females always be hatin on each other and judgin each other?

A.I.lova · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 5:29 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

quote:
Originally posted by K i m i:
Lol I like these type of topics

How come America so quick to help out other countries before it helps out its own people?

Why do Korean people always run the nail shops?

Pretty told me this one

If u throw a kitty out the window while driving in ya car, does that kitty become kitty litter?

And what in the hell possed people to throw all the scraps of pig together and call it hotdogs and bologna?

Why is it that females always be hatin on each other and judgin each other?

lol, thatz true....

* How come it is that boys will be like " Id ont judge dudes" but yet they're the first ones to say a dude is ugly?

AI3girl · All-Star Joined: Apr 3, 2002 Posts: 898 Location: Chicago

why does this country allow a person to fight for their country at the age of 18 but a person cant drink liquor until their 21?

Ice · Rookie Joined: Jan 17, 2004 Posts: 47

Why do they have game shows that give away millions of dollars but we have poor people on the streetz who need food to eat and a place to stay???

lilboomer · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:40 pm Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

HAHAHA!!!!!
WHY DO PEOPLE SAY "IT'S COLD AS HELL". HELL AIN'T COLD. WHAT IF THEY SAY, "IT'S COLD AS HEAVEN".

WHY DOES SOMEONE FART AND THEN BLAME IT ON SOMEONE ELSE? SOMETIMES I DO IT.

WHY DO PEOPLE USE CUSS WORD OTHER THAN WHAT IT MEANS. LIKE s*** MEANS TO DO #2. WE USE IT WHEN WE MAKE A MISTAKE. YOU CUT YOUR FINGER YOU SAY "s***". f*** MEANS TO HAVE SEX. WE STILL USE IT WHEN WE TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING. LIKE "WHAT THE f*** YOU DO THAT FOR".

WHAT IS A MUTHAFUCKA?

WHEN FOLKS SAY,"WHAT'S UP DOG". WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CALL SOMEONE AN ANIMAL.

THESE ARE SOME TERMS WE SAY IN MEMPHIS: SOMEONE MIGHT SAY "I'M GONE FILE ON YOU OR I'M GONE SERVE ON YOU MANE". THESE MEAN THAT YOU GONE BEAT SOMEONE ASS. *****HOW ARE YOU ARE GONE FILE ON SOMEBODY OR SERVE ON SOMEONE. YOU SUPPOSE FILE PAPERS AND YOU SERVE FOOD. PEOPLE MAKE THE MOST RETARDED SAYINGS.*****

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Karamel3A.I. · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:09 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

LILBOOMER, I'M GONE PRAY FOR YOU! LOL!!

AI3girl · All-Star Joined: Apr 3, 2002 Posts: 898 Location: Chicago

quote:
Originally posted by lilboomer:
WHAT IS A MUTHAFUCKA?

]

THATS A GOOD AS QUESTION I BEEN WONDERING WHAT THAT IS MY WHOLE LIFE.

Karamel3A.I. · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:22 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

quote:
Originally posted by AI3girl:
THATS A GOOD AS QUESTION I BEEN WONDERING WHAT THAT IS MY WHOLE LIFE.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT ITS A "NOUN".

LMAO!!

**remembering Bernie Mac on Kings of Comedy**

Bamagrl3 · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:27 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

Southern Vocabulary:
bootydoo- "Your stomach sticks out further than yo bootydoo."
Smellin- stupid; makes no sense
Lemon cream- gay; "Shut your lemon cream ass up!"
coufis- cause its; "Comb yo hair coufis nappy." (originated in Alabama) LOL!

Sumteat- something to eat
I'll add later!

sherritaiverson · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:33 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

HERE A COUPLE..... IF A DEAF PERSON GOES TO COURT IS IT STILL CALLED A HEARING?

IF YOU DRINK A PEPSI IN A COKE FACTORY WILL YOU BE FIRED?

WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU DRESS? THEY'RE GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY.

IF A 911 OPERATOR HAS A HEART ATTACK, WHOM DOES HE/SHE CALL?

AI3girl · All-Star Joined: Apr 3, 2002 Posts: 898 Location: Chicago

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote?
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

What came first the chicken or the egg?

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

A.I.lova · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:11 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

quote:
Originally posted by AI3girl:

What came first the chicken or the egg?

OOOO,OOO, I KNOW THIS ONE!!!!!

The egg came first because Chickens weren't the first creatures to produce eggs, animals such as certain types of dinosaurs had eggs and they came way before Chickens.

Im so proud of myself...(smiles innocently)

Karamel3A.I. · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:19 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

quote:
Originally posted by AI3girl:

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY AND SO TRUE. I STIL FREEZE MY BATTERIES. SOMETIMES I THINK IT REALLY WORKS!

A.I.lova · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:26 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

quote:
Originally posted by Karamel3A.I.:
HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY AND SO TRUE. I STIL FREEZE MY BATTERIES. SOMETIMES I THINK IT REALLY WORKS!

*Runs to fridge to take batteries out..........*

AI3girl · All-Star Joined: Apr 3, 2002 Posts: 898 Location: Chicago

quote:
Originally posted by $Candy$:

OOOO,OOO, I KNOW THIS ONE!!!!!

The egg came first because Chickens weren't the first creatures to produce eggs, animals such as certain types of dinosaurs had eggs and they came way before Chickens.

Im so proud of myself...(smiles innocently)

SO DID THE DINOSAUR COME BEFORE THE EGG OR DID THE EGG COME BEFORE THE DINOSAUR.

A.I.lova · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 2:03 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

Gee thanx for raining on my parade.......

AI3girl · All-Star Joined: Apr 3, 2002 Posts: 898 Location: Chicago

quote:
Originally posted by $Candy$:
Gee thanx for raining on my parade.......

HAHA JUST WONDERING? HAHA

A.I.lova · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 4:08 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

quote:
Originally posted by AI3girl:
HAHA JUST WONDERING? HAHA

HA

HA

HELL.....

Dang Here I am trying to sound smart and you made me stupid again......

(cryin) Thatz not fair u could have kept that to yourself.....

Kimi_luv · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 4:15 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

Why is it that when you hear someone one loud and clear and understood everything they said you still say huh?

Why is it that when you don't do your homework the teacher always calls on you first to answer a question but when u do it she dont even check it?

Why can't I get free lunch just because my mother and father both have jobs? Evidently we aint got no money if we did both of my parents wouldn't have to work.

Who told Lumidee she could sing?

AI3girl · All-Star Joined: Apr 3, 2002 Posts: 898 Location: Chicago

quote:
Originally posted by K i m i:
Why is it that when you hear someone one loud and clear and understood everything they said you still say huh?

Why is it that when you don't do your homework the teacher always calls on you first to answer a question but when u do it she dont even check it?

Why can't I get free lunch just because my mother and father both have jobs? Evidently we aint got no money if we did both of my parents wouldn't have to work.

Who told Lumidee she could sing?

GIRL WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL I HAD THE SAME PROBLLEM WITH LUNCH BUT I WAS LIKE f*** THAT I AINT PAYING $1.20 FOR SOME BURNT AS PIZZA AND SOME NASTY ASS CRINKLE FRIES.

Kimi_luv · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 4:25 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

quote:
Originally posted by AI3girl:
GIRL WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL I HAD THE SAME PROBLLEM WITH LUNCH BUT I WAS LIKE f*** THAT I AINT PAYING $1.20 FOR SOME BURNT AS PIZZA AND SOME NASTY ASS CRINKLE FRIES.

s*** I think the convicts lunch better than my school lunch.

nieceye_n_iverson · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 8:38 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

quote:
Originally posted by Bamagrl3:
DA ANSWER TO DA RIDDLE IS...
A CASKET!! LOL. YA'LL KNOW IM CRAZY SO IGNORE DAT!!

yea i was just bout to say that....my friend asked me that a couple months ago.

nieceye_n_iverson · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 8:39 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

quote:
Originally posted by AI3girl:
why does this country allow a person to fight for their country at the age of 18 but a person cant drink liquor until their 21?

o hell yea.

nieceye_n_iverson · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 8:48 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

thank u so much 4 makin an "Official Topic" because i its no point in havin madd topicz about the same thing.

AI3girl · All-Star Joined: Apr 3, 2002 Posts: 898 Location: Chicago

quote:
Originally posted by lilboomer:
WHAT IS A MUTHAFUCKA?

quote:
Originally posted by AI3girl:
THATS A GOOD AS QUESTION I BEEN WONDERING WHAT THAT IS MY WHOLE LIFE.

I FOUND AN ANSWER AT URBAN DICTIONARY

A common slang derived most popularly from a form of "yo momma jokes" but actually dating waaaay the hell back to the 1300's when it was considered the highest sin to sleep with ones own mother. (Even above murder.)

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex mothers, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with their own mother".

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time.

Also is used constantly to denote someone is a moron, a trife, a back stabber, and any number of other completely unrelated meanings.

"You motherfucker! how could you!"
"What the motherfuck is going on here?"
"Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker...!"

ALSO

someone that fucks your mother.

My dad is a motherfucker, that's how I was born.

Ice · Rookie Joined: Jan 17, 2004 Posts: 47

hahaha...ya'll didn't know what that meant??? I knew that one for years...cuz see...motherfucker??? person who fucks they mother??? hahaha...ya'll had to use the dictionary??? but hey I didn't know it til like a few years ago and when people say it I still don't be thinkin "ooooooo damn dawg he jus said u f*** yo own mother!!!" I jus look at it like anotha cuss word so I can't really laugh.

But the dinosaur came bafore the egg becuase the dino is inside the egg even if the stuff inside is jus juice at the time...it's still a dino but it's jus very very undeveloped.

And I get free lunch but I haven't eaten lunch one time all year...lol.

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Karamel3A.I. · Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:39 am Post subject: ~The Official Thinking Topic~

quote:
Originally posted by AI3girl:
someone that fucks your mother.

My dad is a motherfucker, that's how I was born.

HAHAHAHAHA YOU CRAZY!!!!